1 00:00:01,372 --> 00:00:04,546 America is built on competition. 2 00:00:04,751 --> 00:00:07,284 Capitalism is competition. 3 00:00:07,369 --> 00:00:10,324 Grades in school are a competition. 4 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:13,504 And we can't get enough of our sports. 5 00:00:13,589 --> 00:00:15,362 We literally still fight 6 00:00:15,447 --> 00:00:17,253 human beings in cages. 7 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:20,726 Even our political parties have team colors. 8 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:22,032 And me? 9 00:00:22,116 --> 00:00:23,860 Because I was born an underdog, 10 00:00:23,944 --> 00:00:25,731 I compete hard at everything, 11 00:00:25,815 --> 00:00:28,169 and I've tried to pass that on to my family. 12 00:00:28,253 --> 00:00:29,257 Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! 13 00:00:29,341 --> 00:00:30,258 - Oh! -Oh! -Oh! - Oh! 14 00:00:30,342 --> 00:00:31,778 How do I always lose? 15 00:00:31,863 --> 00:00:33,348 There's got to be something wrong with these blocks. 16 00:00:33,432 --> 00:00:35,787 The only thing wrong is that you think you can beat me. 17 00:00:35,872 --> 00:00:37,265 You can still win, son. 18 00:00:37,349 --> 00:00:39,093 She didn't yell "Jenga" when the tower fell. 19 00:00:39,177 --> 00:00:41,386 Oh, no, that's not the way this works. 20 00:00:41,471 --> 00:00:42,840 I think you're thinking of a different game. 21 00:00:42,924 --> 00:00:45,027 Babe, I always yell "Jenga" when I win. 22 00:00:45,112 --> 00:00:47,065 Yes, and you also yell "Scrabble" 23 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:49,764 every time you spell a word that's over four letters. 24 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:51,886 Diane, you should let him win once or twice 25 00:00:51,971 --> 00:00:52,979 so he doesn't feel bad. 26 00:00:53,064 --> 00:00:55,516 - No, you should not let him win, alright? - What? 27 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,475 You're supposed to play as hard as you can. 28 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,691 That's what it's about. 29 00:00:58,783 --> 00:01:00,650 Well, I used to let her win all the time. 30 00:01:00,735 --> 00:01:02,000 That's how she got so good. 31 00:01:02,085 --> 00:01:03,980 - I helped her build her confidence. - Uh, 32 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,487 build my confidence? 33 00:01:05,572 --> 00:01:06,744 Man, you swim in a shirt. 34 00:01:06,829 --> 00:01:08,790 Guys, it's just a game, alright? 35 00:01:08,874 --> 00:01:11,141 We're having a little family fun time, 36 00:01:11,225 --> 00:01:12,272 and then we move on. 37 00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:13,315 Your mom's only saying that 38 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,721 because I beat her at everything. 39 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:15,706 What?! 40 00:01:15,791 --> 00:01:17,709 I brush my teeth faster than you. 41 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:20,182 That's 'cause you only brush the ones that people can see. 42 00:01:20,277 --> 00:01:23,323 I always finish chopping vegetables first. 43 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:25,674 And there's always blood in the onions. 44 00:01:25,759 --> 00:01:28,581 Every time we thumb-wrestle, I win. 45 00:01:28,666 --> 00:01:30,410 That's 'cause I'm trying to hold your hand. 46 00:01:30,495 --> 00:01:32,363 See this? She can't even win the argument. 47 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:33,143 - Hmm. - Hmm. 48 00:01:33,228 --> 00:01:34,285 Okay, look me in the eyes. 49 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:35,362 Mm-hmm. 50 00:01:35,447 --> 00:01:36,550 Okay, I want to make sure that you hear 51 00:01:36,634 --> 00:01:37,886 - what I'm saying to you. - I'm listening. 52 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:41,909 I can beat you at anything at any time, anyplace. 53 00:01:41,994 --> 00:01:43,581 - Oh. - Anyplace. 54 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:45,254 Christopher Williams, you're dreamin'. 55 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,471 Ohh. 56 00:01:46,556 --> 00:01:47,612 Am I? 57 00:01:47,696 --> 00:01:49,179 - Yes. - Huh. 58 00:01:49,263 --> 00:01:50,880 Well, then why don't you break out your shorts 59 00:01:50,964 --> 00:01:51,832 and your running shoes? 60 00:01:51,917 --> 00:01:53,702 'Cause I'm about to whup yo ass. 61 00:01:53,786 --> 00:01:55,786 *BLACKISH* Season 07 Episode 16 IMDB 62 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,870 Episode Title: "100 yard And Runnin' " 63 00:01:57,954 --> 00:01:59,363 Aired on: March 30, 2021 64 00:01:59,447 --> 00:02:00,964 - A race? - Yeah, a race. 65 00:02:01,049 --> 00:02:02,363 - Let's do this. - Ah. 66 00:02:02,448 --> 00:02:04,411 Because I will smoke you. 67 00:02:04,495 --> 00:02:05,479 Whoa, hold on, Dad. Are you... 68 00:02:05,564 --> 00:02:07,284 Are you sure? 'Cause Mom works out all the time. 69 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:09,721 Yeah, Mom kickboxes, she does yoga, 70 00:02:09,805 --> 00:02:11,222 and she's so good at spinning 71 00:02:11,307 --> 00:02:13,333 that when Rafael blew out his Achilles, 72 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:14,552 they let her teach the class. 73 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:16,380 - I taught it. - Yeah, but Dad cheats, 74 00:02:16,464 --> 00:02:17,511 so he's got that going for him. 75 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,122 No, I'm a natural athlete. 76 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,565 I have sneaky skills. 77 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:23,487 - Oh, boy. - I grew up playing playground football 78 00:02:23,572 --> 00:02:26,868 with two future NBA stars and a Heisman winner. 79 00:02:26,952 --> 00:02:28,348 You don't want any of this, Dre. 80 00:02:28,432 --> 00:02:30,220 I lettered in track, 81 00:02:30,304 --> 00:02:33,846 and you don't have time to get yourself on a steroid cycle. 82 00:02:33,931 --> 00:02:36,400 Don't let your mouth writechecks your ass can't cash. 83 00:02:36,484 --> 00:02:37,354 - Oh. - Huh. 84 00:02:37,439 --> 00:02:38,530 If you're so confident, 85 00:02:38,615 --> 00:02:39,645 then why don't we put something on it? 86 00:02:39,729 --> 00:02:41,121 - Anything. - Fine. 87 00:02:42,316 --> 00:02:44,621 The loser has to drop the kids off at school 88 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,284 for the rest of the year. 89 00:02:46,369 --> 00:02:48,026 - What? - What? We're the bet? 90 00:02:48,111 --> 00:02:50,153 Yeah, I thought school drop-off was our special time. 91 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:51,659 Of course it is, pumpkin. 92 00:02:51,776 --> 00:02:53,373 That's it? 93 00:02:53,457 --> 00:02:55,636 And if I win, I get your car. 94 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,464 - Ooh! - Oooooh. 95 00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:59,397 - This just got interesting. - Okay. 96 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:02,273 But your car has that stick-figure family 97 00:03:02,358 --> 00:03:03,694 in the window. 98 00:03:03,874 --> 00:03:05,515 You... You let the kid seat in your car. 99 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,749 Every time I ride in it, 100 00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:09,449 a fruit snack gets stuck to my pants. 101 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:10,973 Sounds like you're afraid of losing. 102 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,218 Of course I'm not. 103 00:03:13,303 --> 00:03:14,234 It's on. 104 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,250 - Fine. - Mm-hmm. 105 00:03:15,335 --> 00:03:16,179 Let's get back to "Jenga." 106 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:17,049 Let's do it. 107 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,093 Okay. I'll take this one. 108 00:03:18,177 --> 00:03:19,530 Yeah, aha! 109 00:03:19,614 --> 00:03:21,184 - What are you doing? - See how fast I am? 110 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,086 - Jenga! I win. - That's... 111 00:03:23,171 --> 00:03:24,538 You ain't ready for this. 112 00:03:24,623 --> 00:03:26,364 Hey, catch it. It's yours. 113 00:03:27,776 --> 00:03:29,216 A little of that. 114 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:31,108 And a little of that. Yeah. 115 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:33,890 Did you just mix your guacamole with the salsa? 116 00:03:34,019 --> 00:03:35,336 Yeah. What's wrong with that? 117 00:03:35,421 --> 00:03:37,062 Guacamole is her own girl. 118 00:03:37,147 --> 00:03:38,418 She's an independent dip. 119 00:03:38,502 --> 00:03:39,796 But I like salsa. 120 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:41,616 Then why would you do that to salsa? 121 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:43,858 Hmm. You know, I just love how you have 122 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:46,416 such a strong opinion on, well, everything. 123 00:03:46,501 --> 00:03:47,836 What are your thoughts about waiting in line? 124 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,230 Trash. Give me a number and a seat. Thank you. 125 00:03:50,315 --> 00:03:51,975 Okay. Picking people up from the airport. 126 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,819 If you were that important, you'd already be with me. 127 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:56,131 - Mm. - Anything else? 128 00:03:56,215 --> 00:03:59,047 Yes. Please try my salsa and guacamole mix. 129 00:03:59,132 --> 00:04:00,135 It's delicious. 130 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:01,350 Come on. Okay. 131 00:04:01,438 --> 00:04:02,529 Alright. 132 00:04:02,613 --> 00:04:03,601 Delicious. 133 00:04:03,686 --> 00:04:05,703 It better be. Shoot. 134 00:04:07,979 --> 00:04:09,116 Hmm. 135 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:12,242 - It's good. - Mm-hmm. 136 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:13,453 It's good. 137 00:04:13,537 --> 00:04:14,920 Hmm. 138 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:17,761 Look at you, showing me new things. 139 00:04:19,022 --> 00:04:20,245 You're just full of surprises, huh? 140 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:21,596 Mm-hmm. 141 00:04:22,285 --> 00:04:23,651 Junior... 142 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:25,479 I love you. 143 00:04:26,312 --> 00:04:27,526 That's what's up. 144 00:04:30,248 --> 00:04:32,815 Um... okay. 145 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:34,829 I'll be right back. 146 00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:43,888 I wasn't worried about my race with Bow. 147 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,615 But I figured I should hydrate 148 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,698 so I could be at peak performance. 149 00:04:47,783 --> 00:04:49,532 Hey, you better grab one of these muffins 150 00:04:49,617 --> 00:04:50,620 before I eat them all. 151 00:04:50,705 --> 00:04:51,721 I'm fine with water. 152 00:04:51,806 --> 00:04:53,550 I got to prepare for a big race. 153 00:04:53,635 --> 00:04:56,380 Oh, I, too, have to prepare for a big race. 154 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:58,499 That race? Samoans. 155 00:04:58,584 --> 00:04:59,949 I've always been drawn to a culture 156 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,022 that frowns upon shirts. 157 00:05:01,106 --> 00:05:02,127 No. 158 00:05:02,212 --> 00:05:04,253 My wife challenged me to a 100-yard dash. 159 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,598 She actually thinks she can beat me. 160 00:05:05,682 --> 00:05:06,682 Can you believe that? 161 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:09,465 Dre, you can't run a race against your wife, okay? 162 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:11,002 It's a no-win situation. 163 00:05:11,087 --> 00:05:13,613 If you win, it's only because you were supposed to win. 164 00:05:13,698 --> 00:05:14,588 You gain nothing. 165 00:05:14,673 --> 00:05:17,870 But if you lose, no man in the Greater Los Angeles area 166 00:05:17,955 --> 00:05:19,171 will get an erection for months. 167 00:05:19,255 --> 00:05:20,432 Are you serious? 168 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:22,785 My wife is not gonna beat me in a race. 169 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:23,737 I don't know. 170 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:25,971 Rainbow Johnson is in amazing shape. 171 00:05:26,203 --> 00:05:29,035 I've casually passed the window to her Pilates class 172 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,400 on several occasions, 173 00:05:30,484 --> 00:05:32,987 and she is built for speed like a rear-wheel-drive Mustang. 174 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:35,556 Okay, you guys are being ridiculous. 175 00:05:35,645 --> 00:05:36,862 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 176 00:05:36,947 --> 00:05:38,473 Yeah, they're being ridiculous, right? 177 00:05:38,616 --> 00:05:40,619 B-Because you're an athlete, right? 178 00:05:40,704 --> 00:05:42,502 - Right. - Wrong. 179 00:05:42,587 --> 00:05:44,891 Dre, did you know that I used to be 180 00:05:44,976 --> 00:05:46,393 an All-American lacrosse player? 181 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:48,963 Lacrosse... that's the one with the horses or boats? 182 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:53,229 Muffin Josh, you were a D-1 athlete? 183 00:05:53,314 --> 00:05:56,284 He was, until he was dunked on by a woman 184 00:05:56,369 --> 00:05:58,427 in a game of pickup basketball. 185 00:05:58,512 --> 00:05:59,994 It was the Internet's first meme. 186 00:06:00,078 --> 00:06:01,562 I can still hear the laughter. 187 00:06:01,646 --> 00:06:04,002 Do whatever you have to do to get out of this race, Dre. 188 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,758 Throw yourself down a flight of stairs. 189 00:06:05,892 --> 00:06:07,505 Have a friend shoot you in the leg. 190 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:10,104 Whatever you do, do not run this race. 191 00:06:10,815 --> 00:06:12,041 It destroyed me. 192 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:13,508 I'm gonna be alright. 193 00:06:13,593 --> 00:06:14,530 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 194 00:06:14,615 --> 00:06:15,370 I mean, sure. 195 00:06:15,455 --> 00:06:16,575 Maybe you will be. 196 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,245 Or maybe, after you lose, 197 00:06:19,899 --> 00:06:21,838 your best friends will all be cats, too. 198 00:06:22,112 --> 00:06:23,366 We both know those cats 199 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,167 are gonna eat you when you die, right? 200 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,479 - Mm-hmm. - 100%. 201 00:06:29,205 --> 00:06:31,384 Hey, hey, young brother. 202 00:06:31,762 --> 00:06:32,995 Girl problems? 203 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,265 How could you tell? 204 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,768 Ah, I can recognize a Black man 205 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,728 drowning his sorrows in hot sauce when I see one. 206 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:41,307 My girlfriend told me she loved me, 207 00:06:41,393 --> 00:06:42,297 and I didn't say it back. 208 00:06:42,381 --> 00:06:44,474 Mm. So, what did you say? 209 00:06:44,558 --> 00:06:45,620 "That's what's up." 210 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,606 That's what you say when the waiter brings you 211 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:49,957 an extra barbecue sauce. 212 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:52,549 I-I know. I just wasn't expecting it. 213 00:06:52,634 --> 00:06:54,963 Saying "I love you" is supposed to be such a big moment. 214 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,790 Now I don't know if I'll ever get a chance again. 215 00:06:58,095 --> 00:07:00,445 Well, your best friend Uncle Dr. Charlie's 216 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,690 got good news for you. 217 00:07:01,775 --> 00:07:03,216 You don't want to be the first one to say it, 218 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,979 'cause if you do, then you lose all control. 219 00:07:06,429 --> 00:07:08,453 Listen, you already got her on lockdown, right? 220 00:07:08,538 --> 00:07:09,823 So what you need to add... 221 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,694 is a side chick 222 00:07:11,789 --> 00:07:14,143 or grow out some questionable facial hair 223 00:07:14,228 --> 00:07:15,591 for your new dating profile. 224 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:16,643 That's what I'd do. 225 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,768 And you think that would make me feel better? 226 00:07:18,853 --> 00:07:20,713 Oh! No. 227 00:07:20,798 --> 00:07:22,499 Nothing will make you feel better. 228 00:07:22,584 --> 00:07:24,415 You blew it with the woman you love. 229 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,461 But a handlebar mustache would make me laugh. 230 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:31,823 You put corn on here? 231 00:07:33,256 --> 00:07:35,130 When the day of the race came, 232 00:07:35,369 --> 00:07:37,896 I was ready to put on a show for the crowd 233 00:07:37,981 --> 00:07:40,596 and put all those haters in their place. 234 00:07:40,681 --> 00:07:42,941 You even warm up in slow motion. 235 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:44,722 Oh, I'm gonna beat you real nice. 236 00:07:44,806 --> 00:07:46,942 Uh-huh. And when I do, 237 00:07:47,239 --> 00:07:49,102 I want you to look up Carl Lewis' address 238 00:07:49,187 --> 00:07:50,844 so I can challenge him to a race, too. 239 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,385 You gonna keep running your mouth, 240 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,865 or you want to run this race? 241 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:55,955 My baby's not afraid of you. 242 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,752 Tryin' to be FloBow. 243 00:07:58,752 --> 00:08:00,777 - They both took off workfor this? - Hot mess. 244 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:02,160 Hey! Can we get going? 245 00:08:02,244 --> 00:08:03,878 I've been itching to try out this starter pistol. 246 00:08:03,962 --> 00:08:05,502 Oh, aim for the sun. I want to see what happens. 247 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,581 - Alright. - Here we go, guys. 248 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,862 On your mark! 249 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,211 Get set! 250 00:08:10,295 --> 00:08:11,517 Go! 251 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:12,387 Ahhh! 252 00:08:12,471 --> 00:08:13,388 You cheated. 253 00:08:13,472 --> 00:08:15,086 Yes, I did. Ha! 254 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,479 Come on, Dre! 255 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,456 ♪ The lace lady, travel with grace, baby ♪ 256 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,722 ♪ I can't afford to cover the... ♪ 257 00:08:19,806 --> 00:08:23,508 Running is the closest we come to flying. 258 00:08:23,593 --> 00:08:26,242 Muscles working in concert, 259 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:29,166 the wind in your face, 260 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:33,345 your body moving with purpose towards the horizon. 261 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:36,096 Running is freedom. 262 00:08:36,189 --> 00:08:39,108 We're heroes when we're running... 263 00:08:39,356 --> 00:08:40,883 legends... 264 00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:42,842 our best selves. 265 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,057 Wait. 266 00:08:44,142 --> 00:08:46,159 Is Bow's best self beating my best self? 267 00:08:46,244 --> 00:08:47,205 Come on! 268 00:08:47,289 --> 00:08:48,167 What is happening? 269 00:08:48,252 --> 00:08:49,163 Come on, boy! 270 00:08:49,247 --> 00:08:50,208 Oh, my God. 271 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:52,166 I was about to lose... 272 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,951 and lose badly. 273 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:55,169 I had to do something. 274 00:08:55,253 --> 00:08:56,257 Think! Quick! 275 00:09:02,245 --> 00:09:03,830 Ain't nothing wrong with you. 276 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,394 I heard something pop! 277 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,310 I think it was my ACL! 278 00:09:07,395 --> 00:09:09,400 I think it was all my CLs! 279 00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:10,876 Somebody call a doctor! 280 00:09:10,961 --> 00:09:11,791 Oh, my God. Come on, come on! 281 00:09:11,876 --> 00:09:13,446 - Mom, Mom! - That hurt! 282 00:09:13,531 --> 00:09:14,651 - Yeah! - Oh, my God! 283 00:09:14,736 --> 00:09:16,597 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 284 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,706 Oh, hello. 285 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,717 You better get your punk ass up and run me my keys! 286 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,401 Nice race, sucka! 287 00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:28,213 So, it turns out I might need to make some life changes. 288 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,405 I know you're not supposed to kick a man when he's down, 289 00:09:30,489 --> 00:09:33,930 but I see you peed a little bit there, son. 290 00:09:34,052 --> 00:09:35,099 That's sweat. 291 00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:40,417 Oh, God. 292 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,816 Wait a minute. 293 00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:44,911 Is that pee? 294 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:54,207 Ooh. 295 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:55,879 - Oatmeal. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:57,405 You know if you put too much sugar in that, 297 00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:59,223 it turns into dessert, right? 298 00:09:59,526 --> 00:10:02,279 No sugar, no butter, no maple syrup... 299 00:10:02,364 --> 00:10:03,194 - Ooh. - ...no top bacon. 300 00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:04,504 - Wow. - Just water. 301 00:10:04,589 --> 00:10:06,340 - Mm. - And how is that? 302 00:10:06,993 --> 00:10:08,317 - Terrible. - Mm, gosh. 303 00:10:08,599 --> 00:10:11,145 Yeah. But losing to you was the wake-up call that I needed. 304 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:13,856 Yep, I went for a jog this morning before the sun came up. 305 00:10:14,049 --> 00:10:16,435 And now I'm gonna eat clean from here on out. 306 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,816 Mm-hmm-hmm. 307 00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:20,037 That positive attitude is impressive. 308 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:21,342 You know, the older that we get, 309 00:10:21,426 --> 00:10:23,069 the harder it is to stay on top of our health, 310 00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:24,389 but it is so worth it. 311 00:10:24,473 --> 00:10:26,865 And, Dre, you need to drink this. 312 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,698 - What? - I drink one of these 313 00:10:28,782 --> 00:10:31,043 after every single one of my workouts. 314 00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:34,569 And I should introduce you to the trainer at my gym, Richie. 315 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,605 He's great. I'mma have him text you. 316 00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:38,527 - Okay. Um... - Mm-hmm. 317 00:10:38,612 --> 00:10:40,355 did Richie give you his number? 318 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:41,782 - Huh? - Because if he did, 319 00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,103 - I'm gonna have to fight him. - Oh, stop. 320 00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:44,168 See? 321 00:10:44,253 --> 00:10:47,583 This race has put the fire in my belly again. 322 00:10:47,668 --> 00:10:49,075 Oh, my goodness. 323 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,904 Had I known this would happen, 324 00:10:50,989 --> 00:10:53,029 I would have whupped your ass a long time ago. 325 00:10:53,114 --> 00:10:53,996 Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh! 326 00:10:54,081 --> 00:10:55,389 - Not long ago. - Really? 327 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:58,509 I'm sure I would have won this race until COVID hit. 328 00:10:58,594 --> 00:10:59,946 Oh. Yeah, I just started 329 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,818 packing on weight like a polar bear. 330 00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:02,949 You know, I really didn't know 331 00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,429 what the food supply chain was gonna do. 332 00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:05,481 Yeah. 333 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,067 - So that's what happened. - Mm. 334 00:11:07,152 --> 00:11:09,575 I think it's great that you're trying to improve yourself. 335 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,392 And in order to help you, 336 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:13,512 I'mma get you one of those watches, 337 00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:15,400 the ones that track your health. 338 00:11:15,547 --> 00:11:16,900 Could you get me one with diamonds on it? 339 00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:18,251 - You know what else I'mma get? - What? 340 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:20,602 Custom plates for my new car. 341 00:11:20,687 --> 00:11:22,379 Babe, we really don't have to swap cars 342 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,752 if you don't want to, okay? 343 00:11:23,837 --> 00:11:25,668 It was just... a friendly bet. 344 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,365 There's no such thing as a friendly bet with you, Dre. 345 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:30,977 Do you not remember that I took out the garbage 346 00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:32,918 for three weeks 347 00:11:33,013 --> 00:11:35,235 because I couldn't remember the lyrics 348 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,762 to "Pleasure Principle"? 349 00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:39,245 I told you "Rhythm Nation" was an easier song. 350 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,490 Rules are rules, Dre. 351 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,458 Okay. Plus, it's fine. 352 00:11:42,543 --> 00:11:44,034 You're driving my car. It's basically the same thing. 353 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:45,966 - No, it's not. - Oh, hey, by the way, 354 00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:48,177 do not turn the heat on in the car, 355 00:11:48,262 --> 00:11:50,649 because Devante put some pudding in one of the vents, 356 00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:51,911 and you'll smell like chocolate all day. 357 00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:52,869 - Yeah. - Okay? 358 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:55,088 That's nothing like my car. 359 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,333 It's exactly like your car, but without the pudding. 360 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,668 I swallowed my pride 361 00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:08,586 and drove Bow's mom mobile to do school drop-offs. 362 00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:11,198 I was getting through it, and then this happened. 363 00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:12,679 Hey, Dre. 364 00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:14,117 - Hey. - Drinking that PowerFlex, I see. 365 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,215 Yeah, yeah. 366 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,892 Oh, hey, fitness-tracker twins. 367 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:19,029 Yeah, recent events have forced me 368 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,853 to try to get back into shape. 369 00:12:20,937 --> 00:12:22,159 Well, you're moving in the right direction. 370 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,465 This thing changed my life. 371 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:24,879 - Hmm. - It tracks your workouts, 372 00:12:24,964 --> 00:12:26,535 your heartbeats, and your steps. 373 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,452 What's really cool is, it lets my wife track everything, too. 374 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,270 She tracks you? 375 00:12:31,362 --> 00:12:33,637 Well, my New Year's resolution was to lose some weight, 376 00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:34,621 and her New Year's resolution 377 00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:36,215 was to make sure I lose some weight. 378 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,435 Uh-huh. 379 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:38,903 Oh. That's her. 380 00:12:39,114 --> 00:12:41,193 She knows I haven't been moving in a couple minutes. 381 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,644 She's wondering if I'm dead or just lazy. 382 00:12:43,737 --> 00:12:44,865 Huh? 383 00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:46,736 Oh, she's not happy with this heart rate. 384 00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:49,965 Yeah, I-I got to go. 385 00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:54,183 That's when I realized 386 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:57,440 Bow was trying to control my life. 387 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,942 What? Wait. 388 00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,666 She was manipulating me. 389 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,016 What? 390 00:13:11,596 --> 00:13:12,747 Hey, sweetie. 391 00:13:12,934 --> 00:13:14,403 Hey, Grandma. 392 00:13:15,122 --> 00:13:17,431 What do you text someone when you've really messed up? 393 00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:19,259 Oh, is this about Olivia? 394 00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,364 - Yeah. - Ooh. 395 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:21,932 Did she see the skin tag? 396 00:13:22,129 --> 00:13:23,611 - What? - Alright. 397 00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:25,788 Get me a lighter and a couple of Key limes. 398 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,372 No, Grandma, she said "I love you," 399 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,243 and I-I just... I did... I didn't know how to react. 400 00:13:30,398 --> 00:13:31,841 Well, what's to know, baby? 401 00:13:31,926 --> 00:13:33,723 You just say it back. 402 00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:36,497 I used to tell men I love them all the time. 403 00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:38,637 Shouldn't it be a special moment? 404 00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:40,019 Who said it wasn't? 405 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,075 Earl! 406 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,078 When's the first time I told you I loved you? 407 00:13:43,163 --> 00:13:45,429 Oh, that would be at what became our favorite diner. 408 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,416 I'll never forget it. 409 00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:47,539 Corner booth. 410 00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:48,803 You ordered the coffee. 411 00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:50,414 - I had the cherry pie. - Sure did. 412 00:13:50,506 --> 00:13:52,901 On my third bite, she looked me dead in the eye 413 00:13:52,986 --> 00:13:54,817 and said, "I love you, Earl Johnson." 414 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,406 - Mm-hmm. - It was the first time. 415 00:13:56,491 --> 00:13:57,811 But it wasn't the last. 416 00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,205 See? 417 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,867 I just met him that night. 418 00:14:00,951 --> 00:14:02,173 Yeah. 419 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,976 I liked the way his pants fit. 420 00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:06,629 Okay. Uh, look, boy, just say it. 421 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:09,468 You know, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. 422 00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:11,039 Uh... 423 00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:13,746 Don't put too much pressure on it, baby. 424 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,273 You'll be fine. 425 00:14:15,358 --> 00:14:17,972 I don't know. I-I still want it to be a big deal. 426 00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:19,206 Fine. 427 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,643 Be stubborn. 428 00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,864 Enjoy your evening at home 429 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,750 because you're too afraid to say three little words. 430 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:27,358 Oh. 431 00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:34,289 You know, Grandma's actually right. 432 00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:36,293 You heard all that? 433 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,312 Man, I hear everything. 434 00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,547 And I've heard enough to know you're being stupid. 435 00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:41,951 That's your advice? 436 00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,126 Yes. 437 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,867 You're upset because you want the moment 438 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:45,998 you say "I love you" to hit you 439 00:14:46,082 --> 00:14:47,608 like some kind of lightning bolt. 440 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:49,741 Yeah. What's so wrong with that? 441 00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:52,539 The lightning bolt is that you actually got her to like you. 442 00:14:52,819 --> 00:14:56,766 You know, I assumed you'd be sad and lonely forever, but... 443 00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:59,289 - Mm-hmm... - it turns out you're not a total loser. 444 00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:02,972 So stop being so extra and just go fix it. 445 00:15:03,132 --> 00:15:04,429 Wow. 446 00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:06,627 How do you know all this? 447 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,281 The parental controls disappeared from Netflix 448 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,648 two years ago. 449 00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:11,688 I've learned some things. 450 00:15:11,773 --> 00:15:12,890 Clearly. 451 00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:14,802 Bow beat me in a race 452 00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:16,712 and tricked me into being tracked, 453 00:15:16,797 --> 00:15:20,238 but her winning streak was about to end. 454 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,820 ♪ Ah, ah, ah 455 00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:27,822 What... What the hell is that? 456 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:28,867 My new car. 457 00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:30,209 What?! Yeah. 458 00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:31,348 I'm surprised you didn't see me 459 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,396 sitting in the dealership for the last three hours 460 00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:36,139 after you tagged me like a research dolphin. 461 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,678 What are you talking about? 462 00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:39,617 You tried to trick me into becoming a better person, Bow. 463 00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:40,966 What... 464 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,349 But it didn't work. 465 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:43,394 You're ridiculous. 466 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:46,771 Yeah. Ridiculously fast! 467 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,745 Oh. 468 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,009 Where'd they say it was again? 469 00:15:55,093 --> 00:15:56,489 Oh, it's this... Mm. 470 00:15:56,574 --> 00:15:58,092 Oh, nope. No. 471 00:15:58,177 --> 00:15:59,177 Oh. 472 00:16:06,647 --> 00:16:08,478 Why are you dressed like an Italian tourist? 473 00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:11,243 I can't hear you, Pops! 474 00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:12,396 Huh?! 475 00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:15,662 I got 600 horses still ringing in my ears! 476 00:16:15,747 --> 00:16:17,274 Yeah, you bought a Ferrari. 477 00:16:17,359 --> 00:16:18,436 That little race with your wife 478 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,570 is making you lose your mind, you know. 479 00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:22,263 No, that race was a setup. 480 00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:24,488 Yeah, Bow is manipulating me 481 00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:26,576 now that I'm entering my middle age. 482 00:16:26,844 --> 00:16:27,935 Entering? 483 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,243 I'mma show her that I can age gracefully 484 00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:33,833 and go from zero to 60 in 3 seconds. 485 00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,428 Look, I did the same thing as you when I was your age. 486 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:37,522 I bought a boat. 487 00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:38,990 You bought a Ferrari. 488 00:16:39,204 --> 00:16:43,298 What Black man you know lives in Compton buys a boat? 489 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,920 It was a spite buy. 490 00:16:45,114 --> 00:16:47,424 Yeah, well, I wish you had "spite come" 491 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:48,991 to my high-school graduation. 492 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,638 It was during the Preakness. 493 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,299 You need to stop acting like a fool. 494 00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,519 Bow's job as a wife is to make you better. 495 00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,615 Your job as a husband is to let her. 496 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,263 Hey... Look, she had you working out 497 00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,755 and trying to be a better man. 498 00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:05,943 It's the same thing as what your mama's done for me. 499 00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:08,661 Instead of hanging out down at the track, losing money, 500 00:17:08,746 --> 00:17:10,443 drinking with Loose Craig, 501 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,849 I might live to see 95 years of age. 502 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:17,310 Pops, it just hurts that I lost a race to my wife. 503 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:20,543 - Correction... - you got your ass smoked by your wife. 504 00:17:20,628 --> 00:17:22,154 Nice. 505 00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:23,451 I hurt all my ACLs. 506 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:41,694 Listen, I've dated "that's what's up" guys before... 507 00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:44,435 Athletes, musicians, actors. 508 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,136 And, sure, I like the trips and the cars and the vacations, 509 00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:50,791 but there was always something missing. 510 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,497 Doesn't sound like it. 511 00:17:52,929 --> 00:17:56,404 I was tired of those kinds of guys, Junior. 512 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:59,240 I'm dating you because you're different. 513 00:17:59,506 --> 00:18:01,207 Or at least I thought you were. 514 00:18:01,408 --> 00:18:03,891 Yeah. I am different, 515 00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,037 and I'm not gonna apologize for it. 516 00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,775 I'm the type of guy 517 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,605 who thinks that certain moments should be special. 518 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,217 They should happen by a lake or while watching a sunset. 519 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,133 Maybe not fireworks, but something, 520 00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:17,006 especially with you. 521 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,593 I want all of our big moments to be amazing 522 00:18:19,678 --> 00:18:21,037 because I love you. 523 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,568 I love you, too. 524 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,716 Oh. 525 00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:31,876 That's what it's supposed to feel like. 526 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,404 Yeah. 527 00:18:35,311 --> 00:18:36,497 Wow. 528 00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:42,646 - Babe? - Mm-hmm? 529 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,333 I'm sorry about buying the Ferrari. 530 00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:48,414 You mean it isn't just a lease? 531 00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:50,242 I was driving around in your car, 532 00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:51,635 drinking your juice, wearing a... 533 00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:54,116 Oh, my God... a tracking device on my wrist. 534 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,921 I thought you were taking advantage of me falling off, 535 00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:57,031 so I had to fight back. 536 00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:59,701 Dre, that is totally not what I was doing. 537 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:03,053 It was friendly competition, like every other time. 538 00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:04,621 This isn't a board game 539 00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:07,930 or to see who can chop vegetables the fastest 540 00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:10,130 or to see who can name all the members of DeBarge 541 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,201 without looking it up, alright? 542 00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:13,294 This counts a whole lot more. 543 00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:16,634 You're just mad 'cause you lost. 544 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,219 But maybe I cut too deep. 545 00:19:18,311 --> 00:19:20,107 I was just having fun, like you do 546 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:24,025 when I win a plaque for L.A. Doctor of the Year, 547 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:26,332 and you say it looks like I won a karate tournament, 548 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,988 or when we argue for hours 549 00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:31,591 about whether Tupac is still alive. 550 00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,377 Then why did they cremate him so fast, hmm? 551 00:19:33,761 --> 00:19:34,895 I bet you Suge knows. 552 00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:36,419 The amount of practice I get 553 00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:39,598 from debating your rational and irrational arguments 554 00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:40,761 at the same time, 555 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,556 I will never lose a debate to a normal person. 556 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:48,035 Okay, so, that's all I bring to you? 557 00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:51,496 No. Dre... 558 00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,715 That is the fun and silly stuff, Dre. 559 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,523 When it comes to the real stuff, no one has my back like you. 560 00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:58,996 No one supports me like you do. 561 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:00,505 No one's a bigger cheerleader for me. 562 00:20:00,589 --> 00:20:02,254 And when I don't believe in myself, 563 00:20:03,006 --> 00:20:05,105 you believe in me enough for both of us. 564 00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:07,014 And you're always there for me, too. 565 00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:08,102 Yes, I am. 566 00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:10,235 And I will admit I can go overboard 567 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:11,541 when things don't go my way. 568 00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:13,574 I'll work on that. 569 00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:16,902 Okay. Well, if you are gonna work on that, 570 00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:19,347 then maybe... And I mean just maybe... 571 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,644 I'll give you your car back. 572 00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:23,996 Really? Hmm. 573 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,173 Then I don't need the Ferrari. 574 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,522 Hold on. 575 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,992 Don't return it so quickly. 576 00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:29,080 Why? 577 00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:30,386 'Cause I would like to drive it. 578 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,566 Oh. 579 00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:33,343 I've always wondered what it would be like 580 00:20:33,428 --> 00:20:35,825 to have a midlife crisis. 581 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:37,219 - Babe. - Mm-hmm? 582 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,589 - It's incredible. - Tell me everything. 583 00:20:41,878 --> 00:20:44,058 Whoo-hoo! 584 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,901 Oh, my God! 585 00:20:45,986 --> 00:20:47,761 - That was amazing! - Yeah. 586 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,535 I don't know why people wait until something bad happens 587 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:51,537 to get one of these. 588 00:20:51,621 --> 00:20:52,754 - But you know what? - Hmm? 589 00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:55,062 My lesson out of this? 590 00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:56,890 Buy the car. 591 00:20:56,974 --> 00:20:58,240 - Okay. - I feel invincible. 592 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,481 - Yep. - Do you feel invincible? 593 00:20:59,565 --> 00:21:00,546 A little bit. 594 00:21:00,644 --> 00:21:01,747 - And you know what? - We got to get this back 595 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:03,355 to the dealership. Yeah. 596 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,574 My interest rate is 30%. 597 00:21:04,659 --> 00:21:06,160 You're probably right. 598 00:21:06,244 --> 00:21:07,551 We should take it back. 599 00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:08,641 - Uh-huh. - Mm. 600 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,190 Hey. Uh... 601 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:11,366 Oh, I'm sorry. 602 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,115 I just need to take it for one last spin. 603 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,480 Come on, babe! 604 00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:15,612 Let me at least go with you. 605 00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:17,338 Watch your toes!