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What a catering gig, huh?
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The Glencrest Yacht Club
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- Christmas Yacht Parade.
- Yay.
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Yeah, they put Christmas lights on boats
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and sail them through the harbor,
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and the whole town can come.
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And there's a Santa, and
they do Hanukkah, too,
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which is nice, 'cause let's
just say the yacht club
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didn't always do Hanukkah.
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Anyway, it's gonna be great.
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Yeah, and I can't wait to try out my
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"I'm Brie-ing of a
White Crisp-mas" sliders.
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With Brie, and crispy onions.
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It's kinda complicated.
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I might be nervous and trying too hard.
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No.
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I'm actually not sure why the yacht club
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asked us to do this.
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I mean, the other
restaurants they invited
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are pretty impressive, and we're us.
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It's a little strange, right?
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- Not strange.
- Pretty strange.
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Strangely pretty?
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I mean, how does the yacht
club even know about us?
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The person I've been
coordinating with wasn't sure.
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Stop looking for reasons to worry, Bob.
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Mm. I'm just not used
to good stuff happening.
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Think of it like a gift from Santa.
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If Santa brings something
nice, you don't ask questions.
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You take it and keep your mouth shut.
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Yeah, I do not want to know
where Santa gets all that stuff.
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- The elves' workshop?
- That's a front.
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- Hey, Bob.
- Hey Trev.
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- Happy holidays.
- Happy holidays.
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- Ha.
- Okay, bye.
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- Zoom!
- Ah, good one, Jimmy.
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I get it, humiliating and dominating me.
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Well, you were asking
for it by standing there.
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-Ugh. Jimmy.
-All right. Come on, kids, let's go.
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- Give Trev his dignity.
- You don't need pants, Trev.
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Not with those knees.
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Hello. Can I help you?
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Yeah, we're, uh, caterers,
for the yacht parade.
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Caterers? You'll be
setting up in the marina.
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Please go around the building.
Inside is for members only.
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- "Members" as in "wieners"?
- Excuse me?
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Uh, n-nothing. Uh, we'll
go around. Thank you.
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Look at us, going around a yacht club.
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- Afternoon.
- Mr. President. Good afternoon.
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Wait, uh, that was the club president?
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Uh, could I speak to him?
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I'm just curious how you guys picked us.
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The president's really busy right now.
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- Good for him.
- Bob, come on, we got to set up.
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- Um, uh, okay.
- Try not to step
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on the ground too much. Thank you.
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Oh, ho, ho. Hello, friends.
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- Hey, Teddy.
- Hi.
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It's me, Teddy... Oh, you all knew.
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That's disappointing, somehow.
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So you're the yacht club Santa?
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Yeah. I-I was doing some work
at the club and they asked me.
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The guy they were gonna
use got in shape this year,
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to "stay alive longer."
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His loss, my gain, right, guys?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, congrats.
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Got to admit, I'm nervous.
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I mean, I'm on the Santa Schooner.
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Me. I'm the guy on the Santa Schooner.
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- What's the Santa Schooner?
- What's the Santa Schooner?
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The last yacht in the yacht parade.
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We come right up to
the dock, and I step off
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with a big bag of fancy
presents donated by club members.
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- Fancy what now?
- And I go over and I get
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- welcomed by the mayor.
- The mayor? Bob, the mayor.
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- The mayor!
- I heard him, Lin.
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And then I hand out
presents to kids on the dock.
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Eh, but I don't know if I
have what it takes to be Santa.
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The guy's so organized with that
list and the checking it twice.
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And those rosy cheeks.
A-Are my cheeks even rosy?
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- They're ruddy.
- Teddy, about those presents.
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Uh-huh. Some really nice stuff.
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Dollies, action figures,
doing all types of actions.
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- Intriguing.
- What else?
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One member owns a remote
control car company,
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and he donated a few cars
from his private reserve.
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- They go just a little too fast.
- How fast?
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Ram it into your foot at full
speed, you're losing a toenail.
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- Holy crap, I want that.
- Whoa. - Hmm.
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But the good stuff's gonna run out.
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After that it's just a bunch of erasers
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donated by a defense lawyer.
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They say "We Make
Your Mistakes Go Away."
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Sounds like a great
lawyer and a bad present.
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If you want a good present,
you better get in line early.
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All those kids are waiting already.
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- Mom, Dad, it's been real.
- Louise, kids, no.
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Yeah, sorry, guys. We didn't know about
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the whole present thing.
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And we need your help
prepping the sliders.
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The recipe's pretty involved.
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Oh, my God. There's
free presents for kids,
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and what are we?
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- That's right, we're kids!
- Teen kids, some of us.
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And Gene kids.
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But it's also fun to
work with your family
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and get presents in two days
at Regular People Christmas.
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No, it isn't!
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- Sorry. We love you.
- No, you don't!
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- Tina!
- All right, we better get set up.
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- Uh, good luck, Teddy.
- Uh, hey.
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For the rest of the
night, call me Santa, okay?
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- I'll try.
- I'll try what?
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I'll try, Santa.
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Maybe your eyes could light up
like a child's when you say it?
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- Teddy.
- Yep, I'm gonna go. Bye, guys.
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Oh, what a night.
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We got twinkly lights, floaty boats,
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- the mayor's gonna be here.
- Yep.
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I still don't get why you
love the mayor so much.
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Because he's got that walk. He's like...
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"I'm the mayor, look at me.
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- Helping my community."
- Uh-huh.
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Oh. Uh, Mr. uh... uh, President man?
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Sorry. I-I don't know your name.
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- Mr. President Man is fine.
- Oh, okay.
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- Uh, do you have a second?
- Not really.
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We're doing a little ceremony
later for tonight's vendors...
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Like yourself... and I
need to prepare my remarks.
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Which is what I call the
drinks I'm gonna have.
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Ha, ha. Well, I'll be quick.
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Uh, my name is Bob
Belcher. This is my family.
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- Hi.
- My liege.
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I was wondering, uh, how
did you hear about us?
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Well, like all the vendors,
you came highly recommended
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by someone in our yachting community.
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You see, Bob? It's not
the crazy, evil plan
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of someone out to get you somehow.
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Who recommended us?
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- Hmm. Who was that?
- Hey, look out!
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Expensive boat coming through.
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Oh, that's right. It was Jimmy Pesto.
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Jimmy Pesto?
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He took out a second mortgage for this.
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Shush.
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Oh, God. It is the crazy, evil plan
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of someone out to get me somehow.
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- Bob...
- Linda, this is a trap.
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Great. A festive Christmas
trap with my family.
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Aw, family.
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Ugh, Jimmy. I knew this
job was too good to be true.
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Bob, don't be paranoid.
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He's coming over here.
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Great. We're gonna
check out the gift situation.
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- No.
- Kids, you got to prep.
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- We finished.
- What? Already?
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It's a Christmas miracle,
and also we went really fast
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and don't look too closely at our work.
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Need anything else, or you're good?
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- You're good? You're good.
- Hey, hey.
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Look who it is, the
Ghost of Christmas...
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Ha. Fart ghost.
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You recommended us for this, Jimmy?
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Yeah, the president
and I are bro buddies.
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He needed vendors, so
I threw out some names.
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He's definitely gonna have
to make you a member now.
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H-Hey, I am a member, practically.
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Top of the wait list. Up top.
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- Nuh-uh.
- Down low?
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- Nope.
- But Christmas.
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So, you did this out of
the goodness of your heart?
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Yeah. 'Tis the season, right?
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Uh, but, uh, why don't you just worry
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about your tiny burgers, Bob?
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Ha. Cause sliders are small.
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Why don't you have a booth, Jimmy?
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I got to mingle. I mean,
these are my people.
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- Eh. Could be, if you get in.
- Would you ju... Listen.
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I know you're up to something, Jimmy.
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- Do you hear me?!
- He's fine.
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Happy holidays.
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Ugh. So many kids in line.
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Yep, we're getting erasers.
We're eraser children.
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Sweet siblings, we
won't be waiting in line.
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Waiting is for people who aren't
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close personal friends with Santa.
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About to board the old
Santa Schooner, huh, Teddy?
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I mean, Santa.
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- How you feeling?
- Still nervous.
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I-I thought I was having a
heart attack, but I wasn't.
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Great, great. So you know we've
always thought of you as...
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kind of a father figure,
mixed with an uncle.
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With a splash of stranger.
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Just enough to keep it interesting.
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Wow. Okay.
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So, Uncle Father Santa Teddy,
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you've got a yacht full of
presents to give to kids,
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and we are kids.
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So why don't you go on the yacht,
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grab a primo gift or three,
and, uh, do what Santa does best?
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- Fly?
- No. I'm saying give some gifts to us.
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Oh. W-Would Santa do that?
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Uh, what about those
kids waiting in line?
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- For hours, some of them.
- Yeah, Louise.
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- What about the kids waiting in line?
- Seriously?
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Don't talk to us about
waiting in line, okay?
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- We've been waiting in line all our lives.
- Preach.
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You've seen what it's like for
us, Uncle Father Santa Teddy,
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in our so-called house.
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You don't have to do
it, Uncle Santa Father...
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- uh, sorry, I forget your title.
- Tina.
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Uh, what would Santa
do? What would he do?
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I'm sorry, kids. I
feel weird about this.
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I got to go, and-and not
because I have nervous diarrhea.
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Hey, does this yacht have a toilet?
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And not because I have nervous diarrhea.
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Ugh. Now what are we gonna do?
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Go back and work
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and try to make the best
of what little we have?
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Well, that's a sad thing to
hear a kid say at Christmastime.
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Hey, Gus. Don't worry about
us, you enjoy yourself.
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Oh, I'm enjoying myself.
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I'm having craft beers and
chicken satay and craft beers.
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It-it's okay, I'm not
driving. I took my dinghy.
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- I took my dinghy, too.
- Let's get back to the booth.
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But let's take the long,
avoiding-work way. Bye, Gus.
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Bye, kids. Ooh, what do we have here?
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Another drink ticket.
Merry Christmas to Gus!
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Oh, my God, Bob, I just
had a brain thought.
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What if the mayor tries
one of our burgers?
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- Uh-huh.
- He'll love it!
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Next he'll be hanging
out in the restaurant,
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asking us advice on city stuff,
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where to put buildings and whatnot.
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I always thought there should
be one right over there.
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- What is he up to?
- Huh? What? Who?
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Jimmy. I know he's got
something up his stupid sleeve.
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He wants to embarrass me then
high-five all his rich friends.
240
00:08:57,395 --> 00:08:59,849
- Bob, you're being crazy.
- Hmm.
241
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,000
Anyway, Jimmy wants to
impress the yacht people.
242
00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:05,020
- He's not gonna do some dumb prank.
- Wait. You're right.
243
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,247
- Yeah.
- That's why Jimmy brought Trev.
244
00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:09,105
He-he's gonna make Trev do it,
245
00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:11,696
and then, uh, Jimmy
keeps his hands clean.
246
00:09:11,721 --> 00:09:13,645
- Uh, I'll be back.
- Bobby, no.
247
00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,773
Don't go starting
something. It's Yacht-mas.
248
00:09:15,797 --> 00:09:18,615
It's time for truth,
Lin. It's truth o'clock.
249
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,860
He's okay. He's merry.
250
00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:22,283
He's a yacht mess.
251
00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:24,287
Look, it's Bob.
252
00:09:24,347 --> 00:09:26,781
- Hey Trev.
- Heh. Whatever, Bob.
253
00:09:26,806 --> 00:09:29,212
Hm. Jimmy's not around. Do
you have to talk like that?
254
00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:32,414
Uh, yeah. I have social anxiety, Bob.
255
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,899
Okay. Uh, listen,
256
00:09:33,924 --> 00:09:35,943
I know you and Jimmy
have something planned.
257
00:09:35,968 --> 00:09:38,244
Probably something stupid and awful,
258
00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:40,131
but you shouldn't do it.
259
00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:41,260
How'd you know about that?
260
00:09:41,285 --> 00:09:43,175
So there is something! What-what is it?
261
00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:45,084
Bob? Stop breathing on Trev.
262
00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:46,742
I know you're up to something, Jimmy.
263
00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,472
- Trev just admitted it.
- What?
264
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,233
- Ugh, I didn't.
- Whatever it is,
265
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,908
you're not getting me tonight, Jimmy.
266
00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:54,360
Oh, loosen up, will you?
Especially your belt.
267
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,621
'Cause of your body.
268
00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:57,197
- Body.
- Zoom!
269
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,672
Trev, come on. There's a yacht
over here with a dirty name.
270
00:09:59,697 --> 00:10:01,344
Classic. I love names.
271
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,806
Well, none of it's gonna work, Jimmy.
272
00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:05,389
And-and I don't even
have a belt. It's elastic.
273
00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:08,189
And it fits fine, sort of.
274
00:10:08,214 --> 00:10:10,431
Wait. Loosen your belt?
275
00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:12,414
Zoom!
276
00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:14,649
Yes. That's it.
277
00:10:14,674 --> 00:10:16,934
He wants to pants me
in front of rich people.
278
00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,392
That monster.
279
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,238
Not this time. No, Jimmy.
280
00:10:20,262 --> 00:10:23,370
This time it's gonna be your pants!
281
00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:29,534
We like to keep this walkway clear.
282
00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,831
- Oh. Uh, I'm sorry.
- You're still on it.
283
00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:33,939
- Oh, okay, um...
- Thank you.
284
00:10:33,964 --> 00:10:35,524
- Here?
- Thank you.
285
00:10:40,052 --> 00:10:42,511
Aw, look at the boats, all lit up.
286
00:10:42,536 --> 00:10:44,885
Here you go. Stocking
stuffer for your mouth.
287
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,510
Stuff it, in a good way.
Bob, what are you doing?
288
00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:50,813
I'm using bungee cords to make
myself impossible to pants.
289
00:10:50,838 --> 00:10:52,813
Yeah, Mom, what's it
look like he's doing?
290
00:10:52,838 --> 00:10:54,494
Listen, I know you thought this job
291
00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:56,205
was too good to be true, and yeah,
292
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,484
the Jimmy thing's weird,
but you got to get a grip.
293
00:10:58,509 --> 00:11:01,674
I have a grip. A firm grip, on my pants.
294
00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:03,603
- That's my guy.
- I'm worried about Dad.
295
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:04,956
I'm worried it took him this long
296
00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,834
to figure out he looks
great in bungee cords.
297
00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:08,322
Guys, do you see what I see?
298
00:11:08,347 --> 00:11:09,513
It's Gus.
299
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,971
Yep, that's Gus all right.
300
00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:13,260
So you just want us to
watch Gus for a little bit?
301
00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:15,486
- I'm in.
- No, his boat. He can take
302
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:16,916
us to the Santa Schooner.
303
00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:19,267
Follow my lead.
304
00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,733
Mom, we're exhausted. We need a break.
305
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,883
And a foot rub, but
we'll get to that later.
306
00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:26,478
Oh, uh, Bob, can we
manage without the kids?
307
00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,228
Wait, I could run another bungee cord
308
00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,642
under my crotch.
309
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,236
Oh, yeah, you've got this.
310
00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:33,978
Fine. If you see the mayor,
tell him about our mayor special.
311
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,218
Is it smothered in mayor-naise?
312
00:11:36,243 --> 00:11:37,501
Now it is.
313
00:11:37,526 --> 00:11:39,304
I'm gonna tell the
mayor I thought of that.
314
00:11:39,737 --> 00:11:42,299
- Gus, buddy!
- Children.
315
00:11:42,324 --> 00:11:43,860
Looks like someone's got a date
316
00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:45,963
with that salty lass, the sea.
317
00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:48,447
Oh, yup, going home, to the ocean.
318
00:11:48,472 --> 00:11:50,517
Just kidding. I live in a house.
319
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,904
Wait, we need to get out
to that yacht over there.
320
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,010
The one with Santa barfing off the side?
321
00:11:55,769 --> 00:11:58,158
That's the one. We need to, uh...
322
00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:00,339
get barf medicine to him.
323
00:12:00,364 --> 00:12:02,364
We're doctors. Damn good ones.
324
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,735
- Nope. Nope, we're not.
- She's not, we are.
325
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,666
Hey, I know what this is.
326
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:08,611
You kids want to go
on that Santa Schooner
327
00:12:08,636 --> 00:12:09,939
and get the pick of the litter.
328
00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:11,474
- What?! No.
- Exactly.
329
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,717
It's okay, I get it.
I always kind of wanted
330
00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,299
to take down Santa.
331
00:12:15,324 --> 00:12:17,690
It's the ultimate heist. Hop in.
332
00:12:17,715 --> 00:12:20,024
Untie that, will you?
333
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,889
Oh, wait, not that one. Oh, God.
334
00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:24,448
Uh, let's go, let's go!
335
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,725
Bob, parade's almost
over and what do you know,
336
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,537
no one's tried to pants you.
337
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:33,228
- Huh, I mean, that's true.
- Testing, testing.
338
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,789
I love to yacht, I live to yacht.
339
00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:36,250
My yacht is hot, I yacht a lot.
340
00:12:36,282 --> 00:12:37,448
Sound okay?
341
00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,293
Thank you, everyone for coming
342
00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:41,219
to the Yacht-mas Yacht Parade.
343
00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:43,172
Tonight we give members of the community
344
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,654
a chance to get to know us.
345
00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,577
We're more than just tan,
happy faces on a yacht
346
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,669
sailing past you.
347
00:12:49,696 --> 00:12:52,736
We're your bosses and neighbors,
depending on where you live.
348
00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:56,642
And to show our appreciation
for you, our neighbors,
349
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,478
let's have our community food vendors
350
00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:00,035
come up here on stage.
351
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:03,228
-Of course. It's happening now.
-Wha?
352
00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:05,111
Excuse me, sir, can you follow me?
353
00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:06,997
This is it, Linda. I can feel it.
354
00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:09,408
Oh, you and Jimmy and
your stupid penis fights.
355
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:12,417
I wish you could both just...
The mayor! There he is!
356
00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,658
Sir, is there a reason
you're not coming with me?
357
00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:16,385
Bob, you're gonna be
so close to the mayor.
358
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,196
Give him this. Oh, and ask him if he'd
359
00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,033
want to start a podcast
with a sassy mom.
360
00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:22,056
Uh, and it's called The Mayor
Show with Mayor and Linda.
361
00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:25,449
All right, Jimmy, let's pants.
362
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,484
How does this work, Gus?
363
00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,088
Do you just toss us into the yacht?
364
00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:31,497
Pirates use poles to
attach ropes to the side.
365
00:13:31,522 --> 00:13:33,291
- Where do you keep your pirate poles, Gus?
- There's a ladder.
366
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:36,236
Uh, never mind, there's
no ladder. Let's go back.
367
00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:38,479
- No, I see it. That's a ladder.
- Aha!
368
00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:40,854
- Come on.
- O-Okay, I'll wait here
369
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:43,413
and hold this thing that
you said wasn't a ladder.
370
00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:46,666
Say "Cayman Islands."
371
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:48,949
- Uh-uh-uh. Stay back, Jimmy.
- Huh?
372
00:13:48,973 --> 00:13:52,266
- When's it gonna happen?
- What? Don't worry about it.
373
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,125
Bob. Bob. Mayor.
374
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,150
- I know.
- Burger.
375
00:13:56,175 --> 00:13:57,814
I'll give it to him, Linda.
376
00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,408
Don't yell at me. And smile.
377
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,463
Trev, Trev, Trev.
378
00:14:03,487 --> 00:14:04,987
I see you.
379
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,744
Oh, wait, he just walked
behind someone tall.
380
00:14:06,769 --> 00:14:09,245
Now I see you again.
381
00:14:12,739 --> 00:14:15,332
Okay, they're already wrapped,
so we're gonna have to shake 'em
382
00:14:15,357 --> 00:14:16,580
to find the good stuff.
383
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,477
And if one sounds like
it's got a dangerous,
384
00:14:18,502 --> 00:14:20,722
tiny car inside, send it my way.
385
00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:22,223
What if Teddy sees us? He already said
386
00:14:22,247 --> 00:14:23,674
we can't have presents
before the other kids.
387
00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,416
- Teddy's not gonna see us.
- Oh, hey, kids.
388
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,845
Teddy, buddy, pal!
What are you doing here?
389
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,377
What? This isn't our boat.
390
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,362
Teddy, any chance you didn't see us?
391
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,224
Don't even think about it, Trev!
392
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:38,974
- Wha?
- What the hell?
393
00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:41,000
Don't you tell Trev
not to think about it.
394
00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:42,432
Think about it, Trev.
395
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:44,330
I know what you're up to.
396
00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:45,338
Just chill out, huh?
397
00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:48,174
Don't touch me! Aah!
398
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:52,190
Stop it! Stop it!
399
00:14:52,215 --> 00:14:54,439
This is a yacht club, not a golf course.
400
00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:56,381
What's your problem, Bob?
401
00:14:56,406 --> 00:14:58,557
As if you don't know, Jimmy.
402
00:14:58,582 --> 00:15:00,666
Oh, Bob, no! Wait, the mayor's burger.
403
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,045
Where's the burger?
404
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,729
Bobby, no!
405
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:08,892
Oh, God, there's
bungee cords everywhere.
406
00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:14,868
- Bobby! - Cold. So cold.
- Stupid Bob. Stupid water.
407
00:15:14,892 --> 00:15:17,111
You two, get them out!
This is what happens
408
00:15:17,136 --> 00:15:19,216
when you open your
doors to the boatless.
409
00:15:19,248 --> 00:15:22,884
I mean, uh, who's psyched for Santa?
410
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,661
Eesh. You kids were
gonna take the gifts?
411
00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:27,402
That's not so nice.
412
00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:30,072
Look, if we could have waited
in that line, we would have.
413
00:15:30,144 --> 00:15:32,089
But we've been busy
doing hard burger labor
414
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:33,427
with our numb little hands.
415
00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:35,103
What are those kids doing?
416
00:15:35,128 --> 00:15:36,806
They're just standing
there waiting to stuff
417
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,466
their big old present pockets,
418
00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:40,917
which I assume they have. Must be nice!
419
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:43,568
Uh, okay, if you really
think it's the right thing
420
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:46,385
for you to get gifts
ahead of the other kids,
421
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,959
- I'll give you gifts.
- Then it's up to us?
422
00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:50,633
- Uh, I guess.
- Great.
423
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,355
- So we don't want gifts.
- We want the gifts.
424
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:55,525
And we feel really good about it.
425
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:57,582
Inside the clubhouse
426
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,565
is supposed to be for members only,
427
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:02,248
but we're always happy
to accommodate two
428
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:04,718
shivering naked people
who fell in the ocean.
429
00:16:04,743 --> 00:16:06,410
Sorry to be naked.
430
00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:09,256
Uh, they made us take off
our wet clothes so, you know,
431
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,337
we wouldn't die.
432
00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:12,395
Well, I hope it was worth it.
433
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,635
Hey, I'm, uh, basically a
member now, right? Damn it.
434
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,011
- Thanks a lot, Bob.
- It's your fault, Jimmy.
435
00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:20,641
- It was your dumb plan.
- What plan?
436
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:23,299
Your plan to pants me
in front of everybody.
437
00:16:23,324 --> 00:16:25,938
I wasn't gonna pants you, idiot.
438
00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:28,590
- But what about what Trev said?
- What?
439
00:16:28,615 --> 00:16:30,486
Trev was supposed to shout
something from the audience.
440
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,463
- Shout what?
- Well, something about me and
441
00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:34,194
how I helped with all this.
442
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:37,299
He was gonna get the whole
crowd to chant "Jimmy, Jimmy"
443
00:16:37,324 --> 00:16:38,968
so the guy would hear and, uh, you know,
444
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:40,864
I'd get in this damn club.
445
00:16:40,889 --> 00:16:43,539
Oh, no, no, no, no. I-I don't get it.
446
00:16:43,564 --> 00:16:45,630
You recommended me for this. Why?
447
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,035
You-you had to be setting
me up for something.
448
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,130
I thought the
yacht guys would like your food.
449
00:16:50,154 --> 00:16:51,464
What? I couldn't hear you.
450
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,655
I said...
451
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,325
No, now you just mumbled.
452
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,952
You're covering your
face with your blanket.
453
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,502
I thought they would like your food,
454
00:16:58,527 --> 00:17:00,473
and then they would like
me because I recommended you
455
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,017
and that's how I'd get into the thing.
456
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,218
You thought they would like my food?
457
00:17:04,242 --> 00:17:06,714
Oh, it sounds gross when you say it.
458
00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:08,057
We need you to leave.
459
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:09,473
Here are some blazers we keep
460
00:17:09,498 --> 00:17:11,309
in case people forget to wear blazers.
461
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,588
And pants in case people
forget to wear pants. Thank you.
462
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,823
Mission accomplished, huh, guys?
463
00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:18,996
- Nice work.
- Wow, look at the present line.
464
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,549
It got really long.
465
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:22,690
You know, some kids like
just waiting in line.
466
00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:24,888
They make friends, share stories.
467
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,429
It's the journey, you know.
468
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,874
And we're moving closer,
and I'm getting a good look
469
00:17:28,899 --> 00:17:31,585
at these kids now,
seeing some excited faces,
470
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:33,244
some Christmas joy.
471
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,008
Feeling some guilt, some regrets.
472
00:17:35,032 --> 00:17:37,090
Gonna close my eyes. Don't like it.
473
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,252
Me, too. Oh, God, I
still see their faces!
474
00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:42,369
- Wait, I didn't close my eyes.
- They deserve these gifts
475
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,119
more than we do, don't they?
476
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,869
Kind off what I've
been saying for a while.
477
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:47,595
Well, you didn't say
it good enough, did you?
478
00:17:47,619 --> 00:17:50,431
- Uh-huh. Sure, sure.
- Ugh, let's give back the gifts.
479
00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:52,606
Or you can give 'em
to your old friend Gus
480
00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:55,256
and see what he can
get for them on eBay.
481
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:58,513
Ho, ho, ho! Happy holidays, son.
482
00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,630
Sorry I said son. That sounds weird.
483
00:18:00,723 --> 00:18:02,442
Uncle Father Santa Teddy?
484
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,153
Hey, kids. I'm a little busy.
485
00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:06,873
We're giving our gifts back
for you to give to them.
486
00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:08,323
Oh, you sure?
487
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,451
- Yeah, we're sure.
- Okay, good for you.
488
00:18:10,475 --> 00:18:12,125
Hey, can you do me a favor?
489
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:15,254
Great, more selfless acts.
How can we be of service?
490
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:18,217
Could you grab my backup beard?
It's in my bag in the yacht.
491
00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:20,369
Did you forgot to take off
your beard when you barfed?
492
00:18:20,394 --> 00:18:23,538
- Can you tell?
- No, it smells great.
493
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,801
Well, we went from holding
three sweet gifts in our hands
494
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:28,808
to looking for a less-barfy beard.
495
00:18:28,869 --> 00:18:30,230
I think this is Teddy's bag.
496
00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,517
Wait, there's a note for us.
497
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,066
"I knew you kids would
do the right thing.
498
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,959
"Here's an RC car that goes too fast.
499
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,144
We can't give it out.
500
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:37,904
"The battery gets very, very hot,
501
00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:41,039
"like about to catch on fire,
so, you know, look out for that.
502
00:18:41,064 --> 00:18:43,506
Merry Christmas, Uncle
Father Santa Teddy."
503
00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:46,269
That thoughtful son of
a gun. I get it first.
504
00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:49,086
You did it, Teddy. You're a good Santa.
505
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:51,381
- A real good Santa.
- Santa, hurry up.
506
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:52,774
Ow, ow!
507
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,525
Can-can I get some help, please? Elves!
508
00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:58,688
This thing is amazing!
Pick up your feet!
509
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,274
Okay, be careful. Rich people's toes
510
00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:02,161
are worth two of our toes.
511
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:04,123
How you feeling, Bob, you pruney loony?
512
00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:06,141
I'm okay. The yacht
club clothes are nice.
513
00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:08,101
They fit better than my regular clothes.
514
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,014
Yeah. Who knew clothes could fit?
515
00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:13,147
Hey, um, sorry I didn't
listen to you about Jimmy.
516
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,052
It's okay. As long as you admit
517
00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:16,775
we got this gig because we deserve it.
518
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,110
- Hmm, maybe.
- And 'cause we work hard.
519
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:20,428
And 'cause you got a hot butt.
520
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:22,132
I can see it now that
your pants fit. Whoa!
521
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:23,282
Move over, J.Lo.
522
00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:24,901
I can't believe Jimmy was actually
523
00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:26,362
doing something nice for me.
524
00:19:26,387 --> 00:19:28,512
I-I kind of feel bad for him.
525
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:30,946
Uh, yeah, my yacht's over
there. Did you see it?
526
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:32,349
Oh, sorry, y-you were talking.
527
00:19:32,374 --> 00:19:36,129
- Yeah, poor, dumb Jimmy.
- I'll be right back.
528
00:19:36,189 --> 00:19:39,375
- Um, excuse me.
- Hmm. You continue to be here.
529
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,675
Yeah. Uh, sorry about everything.
530
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,636
I-I just wanted to
say I think you should
531
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,363
still let Jimmy join the club.
532
00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:47,682
Oh, I don't think
that will be happening.
533
00:19:47,706 --> 00:19:49,476
But tonight wasn't a total disaster.
534
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,502
People raved about your burgers.
535
00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:55,336
Really? Uh, well, then
I-I guess I should tell you
536
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,906
all the credit belongs to Jimmy?
537
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,419
- Was that a question?
- No.
538
00:19:59,444 --> 00:20:02,367
- Jimmy taught me so much.
- Him?
539
00:20:02,392 --> 00:20:05,199
I-It's true. He's my, uh, ugh,
540
00:20:05,224 --> 00:20:07,406
mentor of food.
541
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:12,338
And he's such a great guy. Goodbye.
542
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,821
- Well, I did what I could.
- What'd you say?
543
00:20:15,846 --> 00:20:18,045
I-I really don't want to
talk about it. I feel dirty.
544
00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:19,574
I might jump in the water again.
545
00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:23,675
- Mm, excuse me. Bob and Linda Belcher?
- Uh, yeah, that's us.
546
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,845
I work for the mayor.
547
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,130
He sent me to compliment
you on the delicious burger
548
00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:29,807
he tried earlier this evening.
549
00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:31,332
Wait, how'd he get a burger?
550
00:20:31,357 --> 00:20:33,427
Uh, yeah, we made one
for him but I dropped it.
551
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:34,929
Yes, it landed on the ground,
552
00:20:34,953 --> 00:20:37,014
and the mayor followed
the three-second rule.
553
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:38,641
He had worked up quite an appetite
554
00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:40,718
from greeting people
and watching yachts.
555
00:20:40,743 --> 00:20:42,797
Oh, my God! Kids, come here.
556
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:44,197
This man says the mayor tried our burger
557
00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,715
and he loved it. He loved it.
558
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,515
Yeah, he ate it off the ground.
559
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,533
Eh, our dad's food's
better off the ground.
560
00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:50,595
Floors work, too.
561
00:20:50,619 --> 00:20:52,856
Ah, what a Christmas.
Bob, make some fries.
562
00:20:52,881 --> 00:20:55,239
I'm gonna dump 'em on the
dock and see if he comes back.
563
00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:58,192
- Uh, yep.
- Ho, ho, ho! Who wants erasers?
564
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,737
Hey, you got the car out. Ow, my toe!
565
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:04,055
♪ How did I do as Santa Claus? ♪
566
00:21:04,116 --> 00:21:08,134
♪ Sorry, guys, but
Santa's insecure ♪
567
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,204
♪ Did you find my
beard convincing? ♪
568
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,082
♪ Did my reindeer need a rinsing? ♪
569
00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:15,752
♪ Were you buying this
at all? I wasn't sure ♪
570
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:20,423
♪ How did I do as Santa? ♪
571
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,908
♪ Rate me on a scale of one to ten ♪
572
00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:24,572
Uh, pass.
573
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:25,977
Well, your stomach shook like jelly.
574
00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:28,057
- Okay.
- But your beard was kind of smelly.
575
00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:29,099
Oh.
576
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:32,198
♪ We'd recommend
this Santa to our friends. ♪
577
00:21:32,223 --> 00:21:34,421
Yeah! Now, that's Christmas.
578
00:21:34,445 --> 00:21:37,554
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