1
00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

2
00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005
♪

3
00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,135
‐ Whoa, hey. Oh, what is that thing?

4
00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,887
Oh, don't throw that out.
I can sell that on eBay.

5
00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,139
‐ It has an unstable gray hole inside.

6
00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,599
‐ You're an unstable gray hole.

7
00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,184
JESSE: Nice. [snickers]
‐ It's too big for the trash.

8
00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,852
I'm gonna dump it behind the Burger King.

9
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,522
‐ Don't, no, I can sell it
and then buy a chocolate fountain

10
00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,232
so I can stop making
a mess in the microwave

11
00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,483
and you won't have
to yell at me anymore!

12
00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,818
‐ Look at the Pupa. I told you
to stop giving the Pupa candy.

13
00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,153
He can't eat candy, it gets him sick!

14
00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,696
‐ I didn't‐‐ I don't give him
candy anymore.

15
00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,697
‐ Well, he's getting it from someone!

16
00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:31,698
TERRY: God, one time.
[tapping on door]

17
00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,950
‐ Oh great, now what.

18
00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:37,454
The homeowners association
is updating the rules again.

19
00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,498
"Gardeners need to have marked trucks.

20
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,458
"No RV parking in the driveway.

21
00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:45,045
All spaceships sticking out of houses
need to be painted to match the trim."

22
00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,922
Are you hearing this?
‐ Ooh, we should totally get an RV.

23
00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:50,050
‐ It looks fine the way it is.
I don't want it to blend into the house.

24
00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,261
It's my whole thing,
I'm the spaceship guy!

25
00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,180
Damn it! There's a gray hole, Terry!
A gray hole in the house!

26
00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,224
‐ If we had an RV, that probably
wouldn't even be a big deal.

27
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,308
'Cause we could just live in an RV.

28
00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,352
‐ Stupid HOA, singling us out.

29
00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,938
You know, Terry, this proves that
everyone in the neighborhood hates us.

30
00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:05,858
‐ Oh, speak for yourself, man.
I am extremely likable.

31
00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,443
I mean, why do you think
everybody gives me more room
when I'm walking down the street?

32
00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,112
‐ They're avoiding us!
‐ They love us.

33
00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,823
‐ I think there's only one way
to find out who's right.

34
00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:13,949
Nanobots.
‐ Buy an RV.

35
00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:14,783
Nan‐‐ Nanobots.

36
00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,911
KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

37
00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,163
Until the asteroid hit.

38
00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,500
One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

39
00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,460
and escaped into, uh, the space,

40
00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,963
searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

41
00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,550
We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

42
00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,302
That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

43
00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:35,012
I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

44
00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,514
This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

45
00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:38,891
[stammers]
This is ridiculous.

46
00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,851
I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.

47
00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:41,852
People are stupid.

48
00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,396
I don't understand why people
have so many outfit choices

49
00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,440
when you could just wear
a thick, coarse robe.

50
00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,775
It's the perfect garment.
Boots and a robe. Easy.

51
00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,112
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

52
00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,910
♪

53
00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,287
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought you
weren't shrinking kids down anymore?

54
00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,080
‐ These are adults.

55
00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,582
I got a couple litterbugs,

56
00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,126
a lady who had 15 items
in the 12‐item lane,

57
00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,337
and a guy who pronounces schedule
like "shed‐jewel."

58
00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,672
‐ That's not wall worthy,
that's you being a jerk.

59
00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,549
‐ Relax, they love it.

60
00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,510
[people screaming]

61
00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,969
Ha ha ha, look at 'em.

62
00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,597
‐ Seems like somebody needs
to learn a lesson.

63
00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,599
YUMYULACK:
Hey, little guy!

64
00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,976
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

65
00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,770
‐ [laser pulsing]
‐ [alarm ringing]

66
00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,981
‐ That's the alarm! Lucky for you, I've
been teaching myself to hack at night

67
00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,691
while you've been wasting
your time sleeping.

68
00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,610
‐ Alexa, turn off alarm.

69
00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,778
[alarm stops]
ALEXA: Alarm deactivated.

70
00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,363
‐ Stupid Alexa. Always listening.

71
00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,531
‐ Hold it right there! I'm armed!

72
00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:36,907
‐ Lethal force!
Zap him with the bone zapper.

73
00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,242
[laser zaps]
‐ Crap, now it's out of charge!

74
00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,535
‐ Bite down on your poison teeth!

75
00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,536
‐ Terry?

76
00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,745
‐ Gordon?
[spits]

77
00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:42,955
Wait, you‐you work here?

78
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,706
‐ Yup, yeah, man, it's my third job.

79
00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,333
I got three jobs, one, two, three.

80
00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,168
Got the three banger jobs, you know.
‐ Oh, man, well, that's good news.

81
00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,796
‐ You guys just here to jump in
and splash around the water pools?

82
00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,298
‐ Yeah, duh, but we also want
to dump microscopic robots

83
00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,384
in the town water supply so we can
find out if people like us.

84
00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:56,927
‐ Wait, what?
‐ No, it's not what you think.

85
00:02:56,927 --> 00:03:00,430
Everyone will unknowingly drink water
contaminated with our nanobots,

86
00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,974
which will harvest all their memories,

87
00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,184
and then they'll pee them out
and they'll end up back here.

88
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,687
‐ I think that sounds like
a lot of fun, guys.

89
00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,063
Hey, the room with
the big pool of water

90
00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,398
that everyone drinks from
is right over here.

91
00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,024
Come on.
‐ How do you, uh, know this guy?

92
00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:11,984
‐ He sold me a gun.

93
00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,196
‐ Be sure to break up the clumps
or they might become sentient.

94
00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,531
‐ Hey, man, are you sure
this is gonna work?

95
00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,367
‐ Well, it better, each one
of these nanobot cost me 24 cents.

96
00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,952
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

97
00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,412
[nanobots clinking]

98
00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:27,207
♪

99
00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,256
♪

100
00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,550
‐ Each Mortal Kombat movie
is better than the last.

101
00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,384
I mean, they should reboot them.

102
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,761
Honestly, can you imagine how boffo
the box office would be?

103
00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,346
‐ We forgot to check the nanobots!

104
00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,890
‐ [door opens, closes]
‐ [grunting on TV]

105
00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,644
♪

106
00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,821
♪

107
00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,448
‐ [bird cawing]
‐ [Pupa groans]

108
00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,410
[cawing]

109
00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,414
‐ [gasps]
Oww!

110
00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,667
‐ [caws]
‐ [Pupa grunting]

111
00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:13,879
Yah!

112
00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,099
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it.

113
00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,310
How can you be sure you're gonna get
all of those things out of there?

114
00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,146
I'm just kidding, I don't care.

115
00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,273
I work at the water treatment plant,
I'm not a cop.

116
00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,318
Oh, hey, by the way, I got some heroin.
You guys wanna do heroin?

117
00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,615
‐ It worked. We have pee‐data
on everyone in the neighborhood!

118
00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,575
I can finally reduce people to statistics!

119
00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,828
‐ Blood type, what their favorite song is,
what percentage gay they are‐‐

120
00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,413
Ooh! This is how much people like us!

121
00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,666
What the hell? Trent from
around the block doesn't like

122
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,292
that I let Pupa go number two on his lawn?

123
00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,460
Where the heck is he supposed to go?

124
00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:57,005
‐ Brooke and Diane both think I ask
too many questions at the grocery store.

125
00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,298
I'm from outer space!

126
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,342
It's not clear to me why you have
to cook bread twice.

127
00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,468
‐ [loudly]
Mitchell thinks I'm too loud!

128
00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,428
‐ I knew it! We're unlikable, aren't we?

129
00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,931
Is it the sci‐fi stuff?
Do I smell bad? What is it?

130
00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,641
‐ Looks like people
just generally don't like us!

131
00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,809
One guy hates you.

132
00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,394
‐ Who?
‐ This, uh‐‐ some dude Tyler.

133
00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,020
‐ I don't even know anyone named Tyler.

134
00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,605
‐ Ugh, it feels like I'm covered in bees!

135
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,607
‐ Fuck this Tyler guy.
What did I ever do to him?

136
00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,068
‐ We‐we‐we can act different, Korvo.
I mean, we can make people like us.

137
00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,070
‐ I need to repair this godforsaken ship.

138
00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,489
And if people don't like us,
that will make that job

139
00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,157
so much harder in so many ways.

140
00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,784
So to be clear: I don't need to be liked,

141
00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:26,827
it's strictly a work necessity.

142
00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,203
‐ Well, I need to be liked!

143
00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,163
‐ Dang it, have you seen
my shrink ray anywhere?

144
00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,123
I'm hoping it didn't shrink.

145
00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,416
How ironic would that be.

146
00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,709
‐ I hid it.
‐ Give it back!

147
00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,003
I will, but first I want to prove to you

148
00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,755
that humans are mostly
basically good life forms.

149
00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:42,092
For the last couple months, you've been
putting way too many people in the wall.

150
00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,468
You need to pump the brakes, mister.

151
00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,930
‐ All I have to do is
follow you around? Fine. Easy.

152
00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,766
‐ And you have to do all my homework
and laundry for a week.

153
00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,895
‐ Hmmm... let me think.
Uh, laundry's not my strong suit.

154
00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,439
Um, dang it, did you hide my gun
that makes people do what I want?

155
00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,149
‐ Yeah, I hid all your guns.

156
00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,776
‐ All the blue areas are pockets
where people don't like us

157
00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,819
as much as they should.

158
00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,362
And over here in this green area,

159
00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,032
that marks which houses give out
the biggest candy bars on Halloween.

160
00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:08,285
‐ With a little extra effort, I think
we can up our likability fast.

161
00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,828
Are you ready to do what it takes?

162
00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,121
‐ You mean sex stuff?

163
00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,456
‐ It's possible. Yeah.
‐ Then yes.

164
00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,374
‐ Then let's aggressively
make people like us!

165
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,294
‐ Shauna, the complete
McNugget buddy collection.

166
00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,463
Here you go.
‐ Jeremiah, here's a gold bar.

167
00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,839
You can put it up your butt.

168
00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,257
‐ Carson, it's your son.

169
00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,593
He's alive again. There you go. Have fun.

170
00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,428
[zapping]

171
00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,888
Courtesy of Korvo!

172
00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,807
‐ Oh my god, I can feel my legs!

173
00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,309
I have legs!

174
00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,436
These are kind of hard to control.

175
00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,605
No, no, no, no, no, no!
[bubbling]

176
00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,857
‐ No traffic, no traffic!
You're all gonna be early.

177
00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:39,858
Keep moving. You're welcome.

178
00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:40,859
Everybody's welcome.
‐ You're getting there early!

179
00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,362
You're getting there early!
No traffic today.

180
00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,113
Terry and Korvo.
‐ All right, Terry, that's enough.

181
00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,323
L‐L‐let's go.

182
00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,951
‐ No, no, no, no, no!
[horn blaring]

183
00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,417
‐ I don't wanna talk
to Mr. Dutch, he's a dick.

184
00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,170
‐ He always eats lunch
alone in his office.

185
00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,381
Let's find out why, shall we?

186
00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,549
‐ Hey! Get outta here.

187
00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,093
‐ I had an extra pudding cup
today, Mr. Dutch.

188
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,636
I thought you might want it.

189
00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,721
‐ I don't want any stupid pudding. I‐‐
[babbling]

190
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,307
My ex‐wife used to pack my lunch.

191
00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,810
Ever since we separated,
I've been doing it on my own.

192
00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:16,687
I'm sorry if I've been
kind of a dick this year.

193
00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,729
I've‐‐ I've been going through a lot.

194
00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,607
‐ Everyone has shit to deal with,
Mr. Dutch. You hang in there.

195
00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,775
‐ Thank you, Jesse.

196
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,237
You know what? Neither of you need to run
the mile in next week's fitness test.

197
00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,406
I'll just say you both got six minutes.

198
00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,575
‐ See? We were nice
to someone who was mean,

199
00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,326
and now we don't have
to run the mile.

200
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,744
‐ That's true.
That's how it panned out.

201
00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,205
‐ Yeah, that might work on a sad,
old, lonely gym teacher, but‐‐

202
00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,666
‐ What about those mean surfer guys
at Fourth Beach?

203
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,960
‐ Ugh, I hate them.
They're always mean to me.

204
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:44,423
‐ Something tells me that today
might be a little different. Wink.

205
00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,633
‐ Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Are you seeing this, Terry?

206
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,594
‐ It's working! We're tricking people
into being our friends!

207
00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,679
Ah, this feels so good, I feel so whole!

208
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,805
‐ We're popular!

209
00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,516
Solar Opposites will be right back
after these set of‐‐

210
00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,518
[stammers] this set of
subsequent advertisements.

211
00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,561
♪

212
00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,856
KORVO:
And now, back to Solar Opposites.

213
00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:04,109
Unless you spring for expensive Hulu,
then there was no commercial break

214
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,029
and this doesn't make a whole lot of sense
and is probably quite jarring.

215
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,488
Good for you, Mr. Moneybags.

216
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,531
[people chattering]

217
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,116
Phil, I've got a brat
with your name on it.

218
00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,868
It's laser engraved
right there in the middle, see?

219
00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,204
How's that amicable divorce, A‐A‐Angie?

220
00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,705
Phil, try the potato salad:

221
00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,666
your stomach acid will break it down,
and then you'll poop it out in a few days.

222
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,211
‐ Look, this is the best town
I've ever lived in,

223
00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,670
and I'm from space.

224
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,964
I should know a good town when I see one
'cause I've been to the moon.

225
00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,217
Oh, oh, hey, hey. Don't hide
from me over there, Delvin.

226
00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,677
I wanna hear about that dental thing.
Show me those chompers!

227
00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,555
‐ You and Korvo have gotten
pretty popular around here, Ter.

228
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,016
‐ Yeah, some people are just
natural unifiers, I guess.

229
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,060
We have the juice.
It's like a little charisma thing.

230
00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:38,936
Charisma action going on.

231
00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,813
‐ You guys should run
for the president of the HOA.

232
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,690
Ruth, the old lady who runs it now?

233
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,984
We would be so happy
to see that bitch go.

234
00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,819
‐ Some weird guy
with a ponytail just told me

235
00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,655
that if we ran for president
of the HOA, we'd win!

236
00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,281
‐ Oh my, Terry, do you know
what that means?

237
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,533
‐ We could park an RV in the driveway.

238
00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,034
‐ We could make all the rules around here.

239
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,577
No more "paint the ship."

240
00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,704
No more "don't build a giant hole

241
00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,040
in the middle of the road
to capture children in."

242
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,626
‐ I‐I‐I could do some crazy
Disney's Blank Check style stuff,

243
00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,462
like build a water slide that goes down
under the ground with a window

244
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,548
and you can see the dinosaur diorama
we built down there

245
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,590
and, oh my god,
it would be so awesome.

246
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,176
‐ Everyone would have
to like us, by HOA law.

247
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,136
Which means they would have
to like me digging up dead bodies

248
00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,805
at the cemetery and fucking them.

249
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:18,934
‐ And the only person who can get in
the way is the old lady president. Ruth.

250
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,394
‐ Ruth.
‐ Ruth.

251
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,396
BOTH: Ruuuuth.

252
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,231
‐ Terry, no. Let's just go spy.

253
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,068
I don't get it, she's been sitting
on her porch for seven hours.

254
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,779
Doesn't seem that tough.
TERRY: It's called stamina. She's flexing.

255
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,407
I'm freaking out. She's the incumbent,
Korvo. They never lose!

256
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,576
‐ You boys want
some peanut butter cookies?

257
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,660
‐ Oh, she's threatening us!

258
00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,872
‐ Can you help me get
a blanket down from my shelf?

259
00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:42,207
‐ She's a million years old, man,
she probably knows everything.

260
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,709
How do we compete with that?
We need an edge!

261
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:44,918
‐ I can update the nanobots,

262
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,837
make them bigger
so they can gather more information.

263
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,255
‐ You're going down, bitch.

264
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,215
[engine starts, tires squealing]

265
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,718
‐ Sorry about the razzing, Yumyulack.

266
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:56,555
I guess, like, we were so focused
on nicknaming and mocking your nipples

267
00:09:56,555 --> 00:10:00,392
because our buddy JT got
mondo chomped shredding the nar

268
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,352
and had to have
his totes bummer jammed.

269
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,979
‐ I totally understand.

270
00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:07,482
‐ See? They were projecting
their own insecurities onto your nipples.

271
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,444
‐ I would have done the same thing
if you'd been mondo chomped.

272
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,322
‐ Ugh, why are we being nice?
I want to kill this little blue‐‐

273
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,199
Yumyulack rules!

274
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,783
‐ Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

275
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,452
Jesse, I can't believe I'm saying this,

276
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,829
but I'm actually glad
you hid my shrink ray,

277
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,708
because today I learned that people are
only jerks when you're a jerk to them.

278
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,835
‐ Wait a minute, you're not just
pretending to like humans

279
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,670
so you get the shrink ray back, right?

280
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,671
I'm no schmuck.

281
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,925
‐ No way, I genuinely want to make friends
with every jerk in town.

282
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,010
‐ Yes!
‐ And I know the perfect place to go next!

283
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,261
‐ Hmm, let me guess.

284
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,846
The guys who work at GameGrape,

285
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,098
the used game store in the mall.

286
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,768
They're always so mean to you,
but I think today‐‐

287
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,228
‐ No, way better. Come on!

288
00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:48,023
‐ What? Um, okay, uh,
wait, ooh, uh, oh boy‐‐

289
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,358
♪ punk rock music playing ♪

290
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,401
‐ [barking]
‐ [man grunts]

291
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,531
A‐actually, you know what?
We've done enough for today!

292
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,324
You've grown so much and I think‐‐
‐ No way.

293
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,785
I need to find out
why these guys are so mean.

294
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,995
I bet it's the ex‐wife
lonely lunch thing again.

295
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,080
‐ Oh man.

296
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,250
‐ Hey, do we have any scissors?
I'm in a little over my head here.

297
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,252
‐ Shut the fuck up, Terry.
I'm upgrading the nanobots.

298
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,212
Smarter nanobots means more information,

299
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,756
and more information means
there's no way we lose the debate.

300
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:16,134
‐ Such a good idea. Nothing ever goes
wrong when you make robots too smart!

301
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,512
[beeping]

302
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,809
♪ ominous music playing ♪

303
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,644
[grunts]

304
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,479
‐ Well, I'm sure that's the last
I'll see of that.

305
00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:32,401
♪ ominous music playing ♪

306
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,403
[weights clinking]

307
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,612
‐ [whooshing]
‐ [gasps]

308
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,992
[line beeping]

309
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:44,079
‐ Hello? If anyone is in here,
the police are on their way‐‐ Ohh!

310
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,998
Oh, oh, ow!

311
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,250
[Pupa pants, grunts]

312
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,337
[machine beeping]

313
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,052
‐ We know everything there is to know
about everyone in town.

314
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,762
What they want, what their secrets are.

315
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,140
I know things about people
they don't even know about themselves.

316
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:06,435
Like Todd? His favorite color isn't red.
It's orange.

317
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,353
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares,
who cares. What about Ruth?

318
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,689
What is she afraid of?
Does she have any allergies?

319
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,066
What is gonna take her down?
‐ That's my one blind spot.

320
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,903
That old withered bag refuses
to drink water.

321
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,405
‐ Of course! Old people only drink Coke
and they never shower.

322
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,490
‐ It doesn't matter. The only thing
we have to know about her is that

323
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,452
she's about to be the ex head of the HOA.

324
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,703
Nothing can stop us!

325
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,247
Ha ha ha ha, Terry, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

326
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,001
[roaring softly]

327
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,629
‐ Okay, look, you all know us.

328
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:36,048
Me and Korvo, we give you what you want.

329
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,342
If you vote for us, we've got you covered.

330
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,135
You want big speed bumps
that launch your car

331
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,887
in the air like Dukes of Hazzard? Done.

332
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,431
You want a ski‐lift?
I already crayoned up the plans.

333
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,391
We can break ground today.

334
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,229
‐ Two words: Internet. Fiber.
Not in that order.

335
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,188
You're getting it!
[crowd cheering]

336
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,565
You're all gonna have
super‐fast interneeeet!

337
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,609
‐ You know what?
I kinda feel bad for Ruth.

338
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,444
I bet she dies right
in that chair when we win.

339
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,154
‐ I can't believe we're going
to be presidents.

340
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:02,157
This is amazing.
President Korvo. Mister Korvo.

341
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:03,742
‐ Wait.

342
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,452
‐ Wait, what the hell is that?

343
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,579
Oh my god, no, the nanobots!

344
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,540
‐ [raspy voice]
I must speak.

345
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,750
‐ Hey, hey, no, no, no, no.
Don't listen to this guy.

346
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,336
He isn't even really a guy,
he's just a‐a pile of robots.

347
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,629
‐ It's true.

348
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:20,300
I am composed of a trillion microscopic,
self‐replicating robots,

349
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,718
but I know‐‐ [coughs]

350
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,638
that all humans require‐‐

351
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,182
require‐‐
[clears throat]

352
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,060
[normal voice] a stop sign
at the corner of Oak and Main.

353
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,563
People speed through there
like they're street racing.

354
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:34,606
It's got to stop,
and I can make it happen.

355
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:35,983
‐ No. What?
‐ No, no, no, no, no.

356
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,860
I‐I‐I don't think so, stop the clock.

357
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,195
We already had the debate.
Everyone has to vote right now.

358
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,864
‐ Where did you get that suit?
Take it off.

359
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:42,990
[audience gasps]

360
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,994
‐ Uh, it's my suit.
‐ Gordon, what the hell?

361
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,414
‐ I too thought at first that this
Nanobot Man was some kind of frightening

362
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,041
X‐Files type, you know,
monster creature.

363
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,002
But then, he took me
to a nice steak dinner.

364
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,044
KORVO: That's all it takes?

365
00:13:56,044 --> 00:14:00,215
‐ Folks, last thing I want to do is drag
this boring HOA election out any longer,

366
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,135
but I think if you listen
for a moment, I could‐‐

367
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,053
whoa, flip your vote.

368
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,930
[crowd laughs]
‐ I‐I command you to leave this place!

369
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,265
‐ Let's hear him out!

370
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,145
♪ heavy metal music playing ♪

371
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,355
‐ Hey, guys, we got pudding over here!

372
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,941
Anybody want chocolate‐vanilla swirl?

373
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,946
Man, these guys are real wound up.

374
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,364
This might take more than a pudding cup.

375
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,741
‐ I know, we should probably
just go, right?

376
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,743
‐ You're gonna have to sing them
your friendship song!

377
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,494
‐ [nervous giggle]
I don't know if that's a good idea‐‐

378
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,163
[growling]

379
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,456
‐ What the fuck?

380
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,291
‐ Hey, guys, if you think
that's punk rock,

381
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,001
wait till you hear my sister's song.

382
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,295
[all shouting]

383
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:43,300
♪ Interracial love friendship‐‐ ♪

384
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,134
Ah!

385
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,095
Ah!
‐ Ohh! Ah!

386
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,807
‐ Look, I do think humans
are generally nice,

387
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,184
but to prove that point to you today

388
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,436
I installed microchips
in all of your enemies' heads

389
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,897
that made them nice
when I clicked this button.

390
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,732
But I didn't know about these neo‐Nazis,

391
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,984
so it's not gonna work
and I think we're gonna die.

392
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,819
‐ Ah, I told you some people are bad!

393
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,197
‐ You're right! Some people
are really, really bad!

394
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,740
This is just like the movie Green Room!

395
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,534
[both scream]

396
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,662
‐ Darnell, your lawnmower broke,

397
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,413
and they don't make
the gear anymore, am I right?

398
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,290
‐ [straining]
‐ [clanking]

399
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,793
There you go, 3D printed on the spot.

400
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,087
And little Elizabeth, born blind.

401
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,672
Let's see what we can do about that.

402
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,257
[straining]

403
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,258
[machine powers up]
There you go.

404
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,844
‐ I can see all the smells
and sounds! It's amazing!

405
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,346
[laughing]
Seems like your choice is clear:

406
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,266
a vote for Nanobot Man
is a vote for happiness.

407
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,852
‐ The only reason he knows what you want
is because he's been inside your pee.

408
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:35,394
[crowd gasps]

409
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,397
That's right, Nanobot Man has been spying
on you this whole time.

410
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,899
Do you really want to elect a man
who's been inside your balls

411
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,317
or, or the other stuff?

412
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,653
‐ It's true, I can see it!
I can see everything!

413
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,446
‐ Hah!
[clears throat]

414
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,991
It's true, I have been in all your pee.

415
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:49,825
[all gasp]

416
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,619
I didn't want to bring this up,
but they've forced my hand.

417
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,164
Korvo is my dad,
and he built my nanobot bodies.

418
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,500
And he and Terry put me in the water

419
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,503
so they could read your minds
and give you presents.

420
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,088
You can't elect these two liars.

421
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,591
You're not their customer,
you are their product.

422
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,801
‐ We harvest the data
for the good of the community!
[crowd shouting]

423
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,636
How else would we know
that Dave needs a new shed

424
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,762
for all his sex dolls?

425
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,097
We can give him that shed!

426
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,975
‐ That's not true! I have sex
with living, human beings!

427
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,019
I love the feeling
of being pressed up against‐‐

428
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,563
[shudders] a warm bag of bones
and blood that can give consent.

429
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,565
‐ I know you better than these guys.

430
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,818
I know that Becky buried her
Guatemalan housekeeper in the back yard.

431
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,653
[crowd gasps]
NANOBOT MAN: How 'bout that?
That's a big secret right there.

432
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,572
‐ I'm sorry, what? You killed Lupe!

433
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,908
‐ Uh, uh, Jeremy's poisoning
his wife for insurance.

434
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:34,244
Uh, Lesley Donovan teaches class
while wearing a hidden vibrator.

435
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,579
Samantha is cheating on Michael with Joey!
[Samantha gasps]

436
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:36,955
‐ What the fuck?

437
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,583
TERRY: Phyllis spent all her kid's
cancer medicine money on a purse.

438
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,668
KORVO: Bobby snuck shit in a pie
at the pie place.

439
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,337
Everyone should be mad
about that.

440
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,672
‐ Gary has a cactus fetish.
‐ Robert keyed Leslie's car.

441
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,633
‐ This is all your fault.
You're making everyone fight!

442
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,425
‐ Fuck you, Terry!

443
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,301
[Terry grunts]
NANOBOT MAN: Ow!

444
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,177
[Neo‐Nazis screaming]

445
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,970
‐ Give me the shrink ray back!
‐ It's in my dollhouse!

446
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,889
‐ What? You know
what's going to happen right now

447
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,349
because you did that?
‐Yeah.

448
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,684
‐ Now I have to take these guys out
with lethal force!

449
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,686
‐ I'm going to stick
my knife up your‐‐ Ahh!

450
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,522
[all groan]

451
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,982
♪ The Blue Danube Waltz playing ♪

452
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,568
[grunting]

453
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:10,155
‐ I don't like doing this!
‐ I said I was sorry!

454
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,533
‐ It's the suit, not me, it's the suit.

455
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,451
The suit's on auto pilot.

456
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,038
[screams]
YUMYULACK: It just does this, sorry.

457
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,166
Maybe, uh, I don't know,
maybe be tolerant next time.

458
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,126
‐ Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

459
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,795
Sorry about that eye.

460
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,465
‐ Ugh!
[rifle zapping]

461
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,758
‐ Damn you, nanobots!
NANOBOT MAN: Me?

462
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,844
This is all your fault! Nobody likes you!

463
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:32,594
‐ Take that back!

464
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,682
[growling]

465
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,110
[straining]

466
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,029
[straining]

467
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,200
‐ Ah!
[gulping noisily]

468
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,795
‐ Ah! Ahhh!

469
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,047
‐ Okay, stop! Everyone stop.

470
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,674
Everyone just shut the fuck up.

471
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,385
Look at yourselves. T‐this is fucked.

472
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,970
I've been living here for 30 years

473
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,681
and we never had any sci‐fi bullshit.

474
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,683
You want things normal and regular.

475
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:23,645
Don't vote for these
stupid ugly Alf‐lookin' motherfuckers.

476
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,647
I've had enough. Fuck these guys.

477
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:26,690
‐ You tell 'em, Ruth!

478
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,609
‐ You're goddamn right I'll tell 'em.

479
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,194
It's fucking bullshit.

480
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:32,237
I just want to fucking live in peace.

481
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,573
Vote for me, that's all I got to say.

482
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,200
[crowd chanting]
‐ Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Ruth!

483
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,910
‐ But I can make free electricity

484
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,995
by harnessing the temperature change
in the air!

485
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,123
It solves global warming! Come on!

486
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,168
‐ A‐and I have big ideas for
a video game library that we can all use!

487
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,712
‐ Shut up and go back to your home
in the Abyss!

488
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,714
‐ Not all aliens are from the Abyss!

489
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,299
I don't even know you, who are you?

490
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,551
‐ I'm Tyler, and I think you suck.

491
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,136
‐ I knew it! I knew that was Tyler!

492
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,930
‐ Fuck you! I've always hated you!

493
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,306
‐ Why would we even be from the Abyss?

494
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,767
We have a spaceship sticking
out of the top of our house.

495
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,561
NANOBOT MAN: I guess sometimes
when you gain sentience

496
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,522
and you're full of data
about a neighborhood,

497
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,898
you can overreach.

498
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,525
I was just trying to help,

499
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,777
and I ended up hurting
the people I love the most.

500
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,195
I'm sorry, guys. Truly.

501
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,821
I hope you still like me after all this.

502
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,282
‐ Yes, I still like you, Mr. Nanobots.

503
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,992
But you know what?
I'm starting to think

504
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,119
I have to stop worrying
about who likes me.

505
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,539
I guess some humans
are unevolved bigots

506
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,207
who don't know a good thing
when they see one.

507
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,376
‐ Us sci‐fi folks need to stick together.

508
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,878
To be honest, I'm proud
that I made such good nanobots

509
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,463
that they tried
to take over the neighborhood.

510
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,799
Now all of you: back in the bag.
We've got work to do on the ship.

511
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,759
‐ But I want to live in a house
and fall in love

512
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,135
and build a recipe folder.

513
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,930
‐ Well, tough. I need to spray you
on a navigation panel.

514
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,765
You know you have to listen to me, right?

515
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,016
[grunts]
Get back here!

516
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,601
You can't just be free! Damn it!

517
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,978
‐ Man, they grow up so fast.

518
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,729
Well, since we lost the election

519
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,982
and everyone's all crazy
high‐concept racist now,

520
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,401
I guess that means we better paint
the ship to match the roof, huh?

521
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,695
‐ I'll be painting it
even more silver than before.

522
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:58,198
I'm going to light it up at night
so Ruth can see it from a mile away.

523
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,993
‐ But the rules‐‐
‐ It's a $50 fine. I'll eat it.

524
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,286
‐ Yeah, but then people won't like us‐‐

525
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,747
‐ Did you give him candy again?
‐ No!

526
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,332
‐ Damn it, Terry! He's getting it
from somewhere

527
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,376
and if he's not getting it from me,
he has to be getting it from you!

528
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,170
‐ I don't know, man.
I‐I would remember if I did, but‐‐

529
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,129
‐ What do you mean you would remember?

530
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,505
If he's not getting it from you,
where is he getting it?

531
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,631
‐ I don't know okay!
‐ Where?

532
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,049
‐ Stop yelling at me!
‐ I'll yell at you as much as I want.

533
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,719
‐ [Jesse sighs]
I shouldn't have lied to you.

534
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,930
Humans are complicated, but I
didn't think they were so complicated

535
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,390
that they would try to kill us.

536
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392
‐ After today, I can tell
it's important to you

537
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,144
that I be careful who I put in the wall.

538
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:30,606
So from now on, I'll make sure that
everyone in the wall deserves to be‐‐

539
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,274
Ooh, a guy in a red shirt!
[blaster zaps]

540
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:36,361
‐ Wait, but‐‐
‐ Look, I had people in shirts
of all the other colors.

541
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,281
I promise we'll use due process
on the next one.

542
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,240
Don't yell at me.

543
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,034
‐ Eh, he was probably a Nazi.

544
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,662
I like humans, but I hate shoes.

545
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,956
Like, how are we supposed
to taste the ground?

546
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,917
‐ I don't know, they don't flavor
their ground either.

547
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,668
‐ Pff! Weird, right?
‐ [man screams]

548
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,003
[grunts]
Oh!

549
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,963
Hey, hey. What's going on here?
Where are we?

550
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,131
W‐what is this? What is this?
[rumbling, clattering]

551
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,257
What the hell is happening?

552
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,885
[all screaming]

553
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:00,969
[coughing]

554
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,055
♪ ominous music playing ♪

555
00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:05,432
Oh my god. What is this place?

556
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:07,935
[panting]

557
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,311
Wait, why‐‐ w‐‐where are you going?

558
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,521
‐ Anywhere but here!

559
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,231
[grunts]

560
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,401
[all gasp]

561
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,529
[all screaming]

562
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,074
[groans]

563
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,374
‐ D‐don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
‐ Empty your pockets.

564
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,585
Ugh!
‐ Hey wait, wait, wait, hey.

565
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,711
I don't belong here!

566
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,381
Two little aliens just shrank me down
for no reason.

567
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:39,550
I'm just a regular guy.
I didn't do anything to anybody.

568
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,343
‐ More Taffy bandits
will be arriving soon,

569
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,970
and the gum boys move south at night.

570
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,972
We don't want to be anywhere near here
when they meet.

571
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,598
‐ Why are they called gum boys?

572
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:48,600
‐ They love gum.

573
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,019
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

574
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,022
♪

575
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,652
‐ Did they make a True Lies 2?

576
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,237
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

577
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,947
Is there a sequel to that?

578
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:04,408
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

579
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:08,412
♪

580
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:44,990
♪

581
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,784
[imitating laser fire]