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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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♪ mariachi band music playing ♪

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♪

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‐ God dammit.
They're not coming. Again.

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Computer, turn off
the mariachi simulación.

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I should hope that you're all going out
to get more Miller L‐l‐l‐lights

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for Tuesday Taco Night Thing.

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‐ Oh wait, that was tonight?
Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.

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‐ It's always on Tuesdays,
and you've missed the last tres.

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‐ We know you're just trying to trick us
into hanging out with you.

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‐ No! I'm trying to trick you
into learning about ship repair.

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‐ How many times do we have
to ghost on you

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before you stop with the taco thing?

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‐ Oh, you're coming.
‐ Nuh‐uh.

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‐ Oh, you're gonna come so hard
you're gonna beg me to stop.

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‐ Yeah, you wish.

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‐ We're going to Conner Miller's
birthday party.

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His mom is rich,
and his dad's trying to be a novelist,

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so I bet they get in a big fight.

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‐ There's gonna be a magician.

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It'll be my first autograph in my awesome
Magician Autograph Journal!

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‐ Magic is stupid.

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Maybe I'll tag along just so I can explain
how he's doing his tricks.

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‐ Please don't come.
You know, I don't think you'd like it.

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It has nothing to do
with chores or yelling.

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‐ Um, Korvo, you don't really do well
in a social setting.

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It's kinda like your thing.

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‐ Hm, your reverse psychology
has worked, Terry.

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Nothing will stop me from joining you
at this child's birthday party.

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‐ Ahh!
‐ Yay, Korvo!

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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‐ What a waste of paper.

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The only good ceremony
involving children is the Jewish one

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where they cut off the penis.

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Am I right?
[children laughing]

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Slow down!

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Just a slow‐down ray. No big deal.

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‐ Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.

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[scoffs]
‐ On the nose much?

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‐ Magic! Magic!
[children gasp]

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‐ Rabbit was hidden
under the table. Dumb.

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Fake thumb.

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Foam ball in the armpit.

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Mouth full of flags.

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This is so stupid, anyone could do this.

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I could do this.

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[cheering]

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I could do this.

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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.

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They're always talking
about how they love their family,

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but they're never making
their family gigantic.

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They're all normal sized.

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If you like something, you should be
trying to make it gigantic.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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‐ All right, be sure to share.

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Make sure the lower levels get Reese's
and don't hog the Skittles.

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Yumyulack, I'm heading out.

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I like to get to school early

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so I can watch the teachers
drink in the parking lot.

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‐ Oh hold on. I just want
to put my latest victim,

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I mean specimen, in there too.

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‐ Wait, I know her.

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Is that the lady who puts
her dog's poop in the mailbox?

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‐ Ugh, I wish.

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It's just the waitress from the Benihana
over by the strip club.

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‐ Why is she going in the wall?
I thought she was a nice one.

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‐ I said I didn't want shrimp!

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If I was allergic, I could have died!
Is that what you want?

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‐ Of course not. I wish everything
lived forever. You know that.

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[Cherie yells]

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‐ [rumbling]
‐ [Cherie grunts]

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‐ Oh my god.

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Where the fuck am I?

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‐ Welcome, citizen.

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‐ Hey, hey,

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get away from me‐‐
‐ Ahh!

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Whatever you got
in your pockets is ours!

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Wallet, gum, key metal‐‐

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She's got Tums! Ow!

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‐ We could do this the easy way

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or the toothpick way.

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Your choice.
‐ This isn't over.

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Everyone runs out
of fancy toothpicks at some point.

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‐ Come with me if you want to live.

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That's from Predator.
‐ It's from the Terminator.

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‐ Oh, crap, really? 'Cause I've been
saying that for weeks.

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Are you sure?
‐ I've seen that movie a hundred times.

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‐ We should go. Ugh, I'm such an idiot.

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COMPUTER: What's up, Korvo?
Do you want to resume, um,

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correcting any inaccuracies
in the cross‐galactic navigation matrix?

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‐ No, I don't have time to relax.

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Today we need to find out
how I can be a magician.

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‐ Isn't magic... lame?

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‐ If magic is lame, then why do you have
a quarter in your hologram?

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‐ What? Get the fuck out of here. Wow.

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‐ Exactly. Okay, I need to be the
best magician I can as fast as possible.

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‐ Is this some sort of emotional arc?

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‐ A magician never reveals
his motivations.

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Let's get started.

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‐ Calculating wonder.
[bell dings]

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Done. I'll teach in the form
of Earth's greatest illusionists.

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Houdini, Copperfield, and Mystery,

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the pickup artist from The Game.

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‐ I can escape anything and neg anyone.

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You're not as hot as your friend.

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Which part is Copperfield?

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COMPUTER: The other
two personalities ate him.

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‐ Can I please just get
a regular tutorial?

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‐ Fine. Processing.
[bell dings]

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It seems like you
should combine simple tricks

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with what you're already great at.

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‐ Cooking salmon?
‐ Ugh.

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‐ Computer, lower impatience expression
by 25 percent.

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‐ You should incorporate
advanced technology into your act.

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‐ Combine alien technology
with sleight of hand,

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a show like that
would blow people's minds!

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Especially if we served salmon
at intermission.

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[grunts]

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‐ The Duke says you're late
on our Skittle tax.

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‐ All I could find was a Junior Mint.

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‐ Keep walking, don't get involved.
‐ What the hell is this place?

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‐ This whole world is a prison
created by alien kids.

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It's made up of a system
of connected terrariums.

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Those guys are enforcers.

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They're part of a martial police
formed by the ruler of the wall.

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‐ I'm guessing that's The Duke?

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‐ It's pretty complicated.

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‐ Is he like The Duke of New York
from Escape from New York?

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‐ Oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
it's exactly like that.

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Oh, I forgot about that movie.
Yeah. It's exactly the same.

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Jesse, the girl alien,
gives us candy and little gifts.

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And then The Duke hoards
and distributes that,

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and that's just, you know,
that's how he keeps control.

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Yeah, you got it.

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‐ Why is this rope so minty?

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‐ Because it's floss.
We use what we have!

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My pants are from a Polly Pocket.

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‐ Go ahead, pick a card.

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I will now turn these cards
into 56 different extinct animals.

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[screeching, growling]

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I believe this... is your card.

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[gasps and cheers]

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‐ Korvo, that was amazing!

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When did you become a magician?

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‐ I've been secretly learning
so you guys would love me!

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‐ Well, it worked!

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‐ We should go out for pizza
and talk about how great you are.

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‐ Hm, no.
[all gasp]

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You know, I thought I learned magic
to get your attention,

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but that's just not enough anymore.

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You're all too provincial
and lame for me now.

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‐ You're intoxicated with fame
off one performance?

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‐ Yes.

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‐ But we're not like even, like,
a little provincial.

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Where's he getting this bullshit?

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‐ Now that I'm better than you,
I'm going to become

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the greatest magician of all time,

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and you will collectively be portrayed
as the first wife

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who didn't believe in me in my biopic.

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I always stop the movie at that point,

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so I assume it goes great
for the protagonist

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after he cuts ties
with his friends and family.

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Enjoy being left behind!

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‐ This is just like the time
when I married Ansel Elgort.

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The little scamp.
He's lucky he got away.

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I loved him so much.
Ugh, why can't I call him?

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COMPUTER: I got you a meeting
with the biggest magician talent scout

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in the world.

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Ha! She lives in a one‐bedroom apartment
above the Wendy's by the train tracks.

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‐ I'm not ready, I‐I don't have
a wand o‐or an assistant‐‐

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[women screaming]

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I really only needed one of each.

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‐ How about your next trick
is not complaining for once?

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‐ Fuck you, computer.
Words can hurt.

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[grunts]

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‐ This is the marketplace.

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If there's something you need,
you can barter for it here.

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‐ What do people trade with?

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‐ Well, mostly whatever they had
in their pockets when they got shrunk.

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If you had cargo shorts on,
you're basically rich.

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Suburban dads and lesbian dog walkers
live like kings in here.

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You know, your hair is pretty valuable.

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We could probably trade
those bangs in for some Mikes,

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maybe even an Ike if they're in season.

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[chomps, moans]

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TIM:
Enrique? Don't eat that.

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You know it gives you the sugar shakes.

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‐ Sugar shakes?

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‐ Yeah, we don't know
the word for diabetes.

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‐ It's diabetes.

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‐ Oh yeah. S‐‐ I'm sorry.
I'm losing my mind.

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I haven't had a vegetable in months.

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‐ Dad, come on, just a sip.

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Did you find any insulin?
Down at the drop zone?

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‐ Sorry, man. Everyone who came in
only had breath mints and Chapsticks.

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‐ Damn. We've got Chapsticks for days!

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‐ Look, we're gonna make it work.
I promise.

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Your dad is gonna be okay.
[groans]

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‐ If this man is diabetic,
why does he keep eating chocolate?

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‐ Well, the only food
they give us is candy.

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Sometimes they'll drop in
an apple or a cocktail onion,

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but it's very rare.

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‐ We have to figure out how to barter
for insulin from The Duke.

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He can get anything in here.
[chomps]

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‐ Man, he is really going to town.

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[groans]
‐ Dad, stop! You're not even hungry!

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‐ If you thought I was any old magician,

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I hate to burst your balloon.

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[coughs, clears throat]

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End of trick.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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♪

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The real magic was in you the whole time.

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Now, now clap.

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‐ Pass.
‐ What? W‐why?

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‐ You're less "abra cadabra"
and more "average cadaver."

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You got no personality, kid.

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‐ I‐I‐I could try to build a device
that steals other people's charisma

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and then inject it into my body
like chemotherapy.

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‐ You're a sad blue creep with no hair.

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It's not gonna happen.

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‐ You're a sad blue creep!
[Korvo crying]

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‐ What are you, crying?

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‐ I‐I'm not crying, you're crying!

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♪ angelic music playing ♪

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CHERIE:
Well, this is creepy.

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‐ Yeah, this level is run
by the Bowinian church.

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It's the religion that worships Jesse,

242
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the girl alien who gives us
food and medicine.

243
00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,581
She's the one with the bow‐‐

244
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,334
yeah, oh, hey now, that's why
they call it the "Bowinian Church."

245
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,168
Okay, I just got that.

246
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,920
‐ There's already a whole religion?

247
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,713
How long have you people been in here?

248
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,383
‐ Time moves differently in the wall.
It changes a man.

249
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,385
‐ Wait, the aliens can control time?

250
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,928
‐ No, no. It's more like a metaphor.

251
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,847
Just, look, we eat a lot of candy,

252
00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,056
and that makes everything weird.

253
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,433
Plus, there's no calendar or clocks.

254
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,644
Think of it like Vegas.
Okay, could you just go with it?

255
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,229
‐ Okay, geez. It tracks.

256
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,898
‐ I'm afraid we have nothing to spare.

257
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,735
Our insulin is derived from the mold
we grow on old Twizzlers.

258
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,237
We only have enough for the flock.

259
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,196
‐ That's bullshit!

260
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:34,074
You're afraid The Duke will be pissed
if he thinks you're competing with him!

261
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:34,658
We should just take it.

262
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,327
‐ I'll pray for your father.

263
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,996
‐ I knew they wouldn't help us.

264
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,873
Religion's such bullshit.
‐ Wait!

265
00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,082
Take this.
‐ What is it?

266
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,333
‐ It's a Slim Jim.

267
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,336
It's barely two snaps long,
but it's gotta be worth something.

268
00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,338
Use it to trade for what you seek.

269
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:51,383
Oh, I‐I shouldn't be here.
May the bow be with you.

270
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,385
‐ Protein is like gold in here.

271
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,053
But is this enough for The Duke?

272
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,472
‐ No, but I know
what we can trade it for.

273
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,685
‐ Tricks aren't enough,
I have to be likable?

274
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:02,644
That's impossible!

275
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,396
I wish I'd never learned magic!

276
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,105
[squeaks]

277
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,525
Ta‐dah!
‐ Yo! Check it out: trash magic!

278
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,819
‐ And the bouquet that turns into doves!

279
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,696
That then turn into pterodactyls!

280
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,407
Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

281
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,533
Ta‐dah!

282
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,620
‐ I‐I usually only post
breastfeeding reaction videos,

283
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,121
but this is sick.

284
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,206
‐ Ta‐dah!

285
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,751
Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

286
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:26,877
[laughing]
‐ Ta‐dah!

287
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,338
Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

288
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,173
Ta‐dah! Ta‐dah!

289
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,508
Ta‐dah!

290
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,926
[ta‐dah continues]

291
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,305
[audience cheering]

292
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,265
‐ Okay, this is so amazing,
I can't believe it.

293
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,101
Our next guest is,
he's so great, he's so great,

294
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,939
please welcome "The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!"

295
00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:48,941
[audience applauding]

296
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,027
‐ I wanted to be on Kimmel.

297
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:56,782
♪

298
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,243
♪

299
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,746
ANNOUNCER: Tomorrow night,
the Vegas Vegas Casino is proud

300
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:07,292
to present The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!

301
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,463
Featuring the most dangerous trick
anyone has ever attempted:

302
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,508
leaping through a black hole!

303
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,636
How will he survive
the gravimetric forces

304
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,514
as they rip his atomic structure asunder?

305
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:24,393
‐ We're going to Vegas tomorrow
to see Korvo do tricks!

306
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:27,855
I'll finally see the city
of sin! Yay, sin!

307
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,982
‐ I'm gonna bet it all at Circus Circus!

308
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,483
‐ And I'm gonna rescue a sex worker!

309
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,277
Aw, she's never gonna have sex again.

310
00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,736
Or he!
[doorbell rings]

311
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:35,946
‐ Greetings.

312
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:39,700
I am world renowned magician
Wilkins Micawber.

313
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,577
I'm as famous as a magician can get,

314
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:45,664
think the third Hemsworth brother,
as are my mysterious compatriots.

315
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:49,126
‐ We are here to parlay with
The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man.

316
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,253
Where hence ye?
‐ He's practicing his act upstairs.

317
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,005
‐ Nobody's supposed to interrupt him.

318
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,674
‐ I thought I smelled the stench
of lesser magicians.

319
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,927
‐ Listen, listen, listen.
You can't do this black hole trick.

320
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,345
It's too amazing!

321
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,639
‐ If you survive, our careers die.

322
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,141
‐ I do what I want, leave me alone!

323
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,353
‐ [gasps]
I didn't get their autographs!

324
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,648
‐ The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man
left us no choice.

325
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,067
Now I know murder is frowned upon
by magic law,

326
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,111
but I love weed and prostitutes.

327
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,613
So I need that money.

328
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:21,700
‐ We'll make sure this is
his grand finale. Of life.

329
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,952
[evil laughter]

330
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,289
‐ Oh, now I'll never get their autographs.

331
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,874
And they're gonna kill Korvo!

332
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,709
Pretty convenient I came out here.

333
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,588
What is your deal today, Pupa?

334
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:40,802
‐ Eh, you don't toss around a Slim Jim
like this unless you mean business.

335
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,638
‐ We need your Playboy.
We know you have it.

336
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,389
‐ Have you lost your mind?

337
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,850
It's the Girls of the Pac 10.

338
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,937
That would cost at least,
uh, 20 snaps per Pac.

339
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,730
[Enrique moans]
‐ Come on, man!

340
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,066
‐ Hey, I'm sorry,
but I can't make the trade.

341
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,443
It's one of the only pieces
of reading material

342
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,528
that made it in here.

343
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:58,946
Plus titties, you know.

344
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,198
‐ Sorry, dude, but I need that Playboy!

345
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,283
‐ Pedro! What the hell?
‐ I got it.

346
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,117
[vendor moans]
‐ Go!

347
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,245
‐ Help! I'm being robbed!

348
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,622
[shouting]

349
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,376
‐ Ahh!

350
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,837
‐ Ahh!

351
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,883
‐ Benihana, bitch.

352
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,514
TED JOHNSON: Mr. Korvo,
could you explain exactly

353
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,473
what we're looking at here?

354
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,432
‐ It's a Quantum Ring,

355
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,060
a black hole I built out of pieces
from my space cruiser.

356
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,145
You kind of have to know a lot
about physics to understand‐‐

357
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,106
‐ Looks like a Stargate.
‐ What's a Stargate?

358
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,316
TED: It's what this is,
and the fourth best Kurt Russell movie.

359
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,570
‐ Then today I will be Kurt Russell,
by diving through the black hole.

360
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:42,573
If I hit it at just the right angle,
I should pass through unharmed.

361
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:46,076
If I'm even a millimeter off,
I die and maybe time implodes,

362
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,244
I'm not sure about that last part.

363
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,664
‐ So either it's a great show
or I no longer have to pay my alimony.

364
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,083
I hate that woman.

365
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,085
This is Ted Johnson,
reporting from backstage

366
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,128
at a magic show.

367
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,172
Yeah, definitely a Stargate.

368
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,423
Oh, oh, oh‐‐

369
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,051
‐ Korvo, you're in trouble!
A‐and we came to warn you!

370
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,469
‐ But you stopped to get t‐shirts.

371
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,471
‐ It was in case
we got separated in the crowd!

372
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,433
‐ Magicians are gonna kill you
before you do your big trick!

373
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,476
‐ Oh, hm, I see what this is.

374
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,687
You got jealous and now you want
to be part of my show.

375
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,898
You all had your chance
to show me you appreciated me

376
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,941
by coming to my Tuesday Night Taco Thing,

377
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,110
but instead I had to throw
all the tacos away.

378
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,738
Remember that? From earlier?
‐ No, that was like a million years ago.

379
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,864
You can't still be mad at that.

380
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,825
‐ Security, I don't know these people.
Get them out of here!

381
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,535
‐ They're gonna do a murder on you!

382
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,287
‐ I don't need you! This is my arc!

383
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,873
‐ [groans]
‐ Wow, what did you do?

384
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,209
‐ I don't know, I kicked him
in that thing people have.

385
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,127
‐ We gotta split up
and find those magic murderers.

386
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,171
[audience applauding]

387
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,923
KORVO:
And where did all those cards go?

388
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,133
I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised

389
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,302
during your first bowel movement tomorrow.

390
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,471
ALL: Oh.
[cheering]

391
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,474
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my final trick of the night!

392
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,185
I will be the first magician in history

393
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,896
to jump through a black hole!

394
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,147
[panting]

395
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,233
‐ [gasps]
There they are!

396
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:03,695
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

397
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,032
[panting]

398
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,578
Uhh‐‐

399
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,873
Oh my god, wow, Yumyulack,

400
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,500
you just cut those guys' throats.

401
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,628
You just ended two human lives.
That’s crazy.

402
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:22,214
But you were doing it to save
Korvo's life, man. So it's okay.

403
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,674
Yeah, it's okay. We're good, we're good.

404
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:27,094
♪

405
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:32,432
[screaming]

406
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,769
[woman screams]
‐ Oh god, he's dead! My Korvy!

407
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:41,775
No!

408
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,571
No!

409
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,748
‐ Welcome to my humble abode.

410
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,834
I'm The Duke. The ruler of shadows.

411
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,503
The main vein. The big boy.
The top puppy.

412
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,590
My guards tell me you're interested
in a swap of some kind?

413
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,719
[whistles]
Girls of the Pac 10!

414
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:09,887
What can I trade you for?

415
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,181
‐ We need insulin. My dad is dying.

416
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,766
‐ I'd be crazy not to take that deal.

417
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,227
Hey, get some sugar shots
for my friends here!

418
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,604
‐ Thank you so much!

419
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:22,024
‐ Oh, I heard about the riot
you caused on level two.

420
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,734
You know, it spread to three levels?

421
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,361
I lost an enforcer trying to shut it down.

422
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,280
A lot of lives lost for that stunt.

423
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,449
It's not easy keeping the peace
in a place like this.

424
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:33,076
Even if we weren't the prisoners
of two alien children,

425
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:36,163
it would be hard being this close
to each other all the time.

426
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,873
It's a daily struggle.

427
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,958
‐ Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.

428
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,126
My dad is dying.

429
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,921
‐ Oh kid,
I'm not a monster.

430
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,923
Of course your dad can have his insulin.

431
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,466
Our job is to survive.

432
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,054
‐ You didn't have to do that!

433
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,096
Get them out of here.

434
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,390
It's starting to smell like low wall.

435
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,146
Oh, an interview with Mark Cuban! Score!

436
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,147
[eagle screeches]

437
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:06,610
‐ Today, we give Korvo back
to the great all tree,

438
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,321
in the traditional way
as he would have wanted:

439
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:12,491
ripped apart by noble birds.

440
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,245
♪ mystical flute playing ♪

441
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,496
‐ What can I say about Korvo?

442
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,874
Korvo was easily
the least popular person in the house

443
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,960
and he smelled like whole milk,

444
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,670
but we're still gonna miss him.

445
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:27,464
I'm sorry, I‐I didn't want
to do it right here.

446
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,633
I wanted to do it later. In a bathroom.

447
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,802
‐ Korvo was mean,
and being mean is tight.

448
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,555
‐ That was beautiful.

449
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,558
[cawing]

450
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,686
‐ You only got one bird?
‐ Yeah, they're hard to catch. Geez.

451
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:46,149
♪ Playing Time Of Your Life ♪

452
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,278
TERRY: Man, I just wish we had gone
to one of these stupid parties

453
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,029
when Korvo was alive, you know.

454
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,031
We could've told him
how boring this was to his face.

455
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,284
‐ Yeah, even though it was clear
that he just wanted to trick us

456
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,202
into listening to boring
ship repair stuff,

457
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,745
it would have been nice
to have him around.

458
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,456
‐ That's why, in his honor,
I have brought down his manuals,

459
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,584
and we are gonna read about the work
he did on the ship

460
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,169
and start doing it ourselves.

461
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,170
For Korvo.

462
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,421
‐ I guess we have to do that now.

463
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,881
‐ Ta‐daaaa!
‐ [all gasp]

464
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,133
‐ [grunts]
You have to stop kicking there.

465
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,385
‐ You're alive! Oh, Korvo,
y‐you're alive! You're‐‐

466
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,636
‐ Alive like a fox!

467
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,681
And you all fell for it!
I Now You See Me'd you!!

468
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,975
‐ Now You See Me? The movie?
With Jesse Eisenberg? Ugh.

469
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,393
‐ It taught me two important things.

470
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,354
One: the best part of any magic trick
is spending a ton of time and money

471
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,564
setting up an elaborate lie.

472
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,524
And the other: family.
‐ Family?

473
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,943
KORVO: It all happened
when I ditched you guys for Vegas...

474
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,779
WOODY HARRELSON (on TV):
Yeah, you know, we were just
four lonely magicians.

475
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,156
And then presto.

476
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,699
Now we're abraca‐family.

477
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,577
KORVO: I realized I'd gone too far
and I needed you guys.

478
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:41,455
We're not just a space team,
we're also a family team.

479
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:44,249
Which is why I had to hire
those magicians to pretend to kill me!

480
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,542
They're all out‐of‐work actors.

481
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,961
JESSE: Don't say that!
I love those magicians!

482
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,422
KORVO: That's because in the middle
of the night, I planted false memories

483
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,715
of them in all of your heads!

484
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,383
‐ Terry, we killed two of those guys.

485
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,801
‐ I‐I'm sure that was just
part of the trick.

486
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,512
‐ But wait, how did you fake your death?

487
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,472
‐ After I was finished
with Now You See Me 2,

488
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,933
I read the novelization
of The Prestige.

489
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,519
The Korvo you saw die was a clone.
A really good one too.

490
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:07,356
He thought he was me, and I made sure
he could feel pain and‐and all that stuff.

491
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,400
And it worked! You all totally thought
I was dead and came to my party!

492
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,276
Good trick, right?

493
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,948
‐ Oh yeah.
‐ Amazing.

494
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:18,534
Korvo, that was the best trick ever!

495
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,494
Was anyone else doing a trick?

496
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,500
The Pupa was a cardboard cutout all day?

497
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,793
Who even are you?

498
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,461
‐ Ta‐da!
‐ Bravo, Pupa! Amazing!

499
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,839
‐ Best day of tricks ever!

500
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,174
ALL:
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

501
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,176
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

502
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,178
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

503
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,471
‐ All right, enough!

504
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,391
Now, there are 78 parts
of the lavatic reactor.

505
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,101
The first is the Pahoehoe funnel.

506
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,602
It has 72 shunts.

507
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,439
Each shunt must be gently jostled
before you can proceed‐‐

508
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,399
‐ Well, this sucks.

509
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,944
‐ Enrique, I'm so sorry,
I don't know how this happened.

510
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,404
‐ You saved me, Tim.

511
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,739
But I don't know how I'll go on
without my boy.

512
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,283
I‐I‐I just don't know.

513
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,577
Do you go to heaven if you die small?

514
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:04,037
[crying]
He died small!

515
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,458
‐ It doesn't have to be this way.

516
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,502
Pedro didn't have to die.

517
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,380
I have to fix this place.

518
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,632
‐ How can one person change the world?

519
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,928
‐ By tearing it down.

520
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,889
YUMYULACK: Come on!
Come on, hippo. Eat, eat!
JESSE: Come on, eat it, hippo

521
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,182
‐ Fuck you, Jesse.

522
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,017
‐ I love this game.
‐ Hippos!

523
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:29,021
♪

524
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,854
[imitating laser fire]