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♪ mysterious music playing ♪

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♪

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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[both grunting]

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[tires screeching]
[horns honking]

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♪

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[bell dinging]

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[squawk]

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[heavy breathing]

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‐ Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god,
we don't have noses!

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[all gasp]

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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia
until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is, this is my show.
I just dropped the pupa.

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Do you see me?
[stammers] This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.
Why did they make so many languages?

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Why didn't they just get together
and figure out one language

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so when I go to a Mexican restaurant
I can just order "cheese tube"

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and not have someone
roll their eyes at me.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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[birds cawing]

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‐ There's Kevin.
Ooh, he's got somethin' cool.

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Oh, I want it.
Oh, I want whatever Kevin has.

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‐ What is that?
It looks amazing.

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Come on, come on.

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‐ [grunts] Oh, man, I didn't realize
they would be as teavy as they are tig.

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Oh, Korvo,
Terry who looks like a Gary.

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‐ I wish.
‐ Can we help you

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with your "tig old bitties" sign?

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What is that?
A Catholic thing?

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‐ [laughs]
No.

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Tig old bitties.
You get it?

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Think about it.
Tig. Old. Bitties.

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‐ Oh, yeah.
‐ I‐I definitely understand.

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It's announcing that
the bitties are aged.

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‐ Oh, my favorite bitties are tig.

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‐ It's a joke sign for my man cave.

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‐ Ooh, what's a "manc ave"?

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‐ Well, here it is. This is where I can go
and just get away from it all.

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A place I can express
my most private self.

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Check out the Boondock Saints
pinball machine.

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‐ Ooh.
‐ And the classic bass.

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‐ ♪ Put me in the lake ♪

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‐ What?
He's talking to me?

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This fish is full of surprises.

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‐ Ooh, posted rules.
Number one, the man is always right.

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Number two, sports are life.

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These are all new to me.

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I don't want to be in violation
of any rules.

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‐ Here's the best part.
Are you ready for me to blow your mind?

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‐ [gasps]
‐ Oh, my God.

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‐ God damn it, this‐

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‐ Oh, oh, my.
‐ Ooh.

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‐ There it is.
‐ Kevin, are you coming up‐‐

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oh, god, did you actually spend $3,000
on that misogynistic sign?

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What is wrong with you?
‐ Babe, what I do

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with my Christmas bonus
is my Christmas business.

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‐ [sighs]

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‐ Korvo, let's just be real here.

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Please, please, please, please
can we have a man cave?

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‐ Yes.
‐ What, oh, really?

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Oh, man, you should have held out.
I was gonna offer to suck your‐‐

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‐ Kevin is so confident and happy.
He must get so much work done.

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Imagine how great our lives would be
if we could be this confident.

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‐ Did you notice that the football
is actually a keg‐‐

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‐ Shut up, Kevin, we're imagining.

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‐ From Coretta Scott King
to Jill Soloway,

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these are just a few notable feminists

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who improved the lives
of women everywhere.

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Ladies, this semester, your final grade

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depends on proof that you
fought the patriarchy.

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I want a full report on a glass ceiling
you tried to shatter by next Friday.

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‐ What does that even mean?

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‐ Uh, Miss Perez, what,
what do the boys have to do?

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‐ I don't care, the boys can just draw
a picture of a lightsaber or something.

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You might as well learn now that life
is just easier for you.

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[bell ringing]
‐ Don't forget to rate and tip me
on the Teach app.

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Guys, guys, come on.
I need it for my asthma medicine.

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I live near the quarry.

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‐ Man, what am I gonna do?
When I chose to be a girl,

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I thought it meant I'd get
the better McDonald's toys.

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Now I have to topple something?

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‐ I told you not to pick female.
Remember?

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I tried to explain that to you
the minute I chose to be a man

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and became better at explaining things.

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‐ I just need to find a glass ceiling
and shatter the crap out of it.

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Otherwise, Jill Soloway made I Love Dick
for nothing.

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Ooh, you wanna help?
We could topple it together.

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‐ Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
I'm just gonna hang back

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and do a regular alien thing today.

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‐ Come on, gender politics is fun.

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‐ Seems kind of like a loaded topic.

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Everyone on the internet is always
fighting about who can be president

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or who can bust ghosts, but good luck.

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‐ It is not loaded!

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Gender issues are a totally normal
thing to mess with.

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Come on, Yumyulack, don't be like that.
Don't be such a man.

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‐ Hey, do you guys mind
if I borrow the boomerang?

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Whoa, what's going on in here?

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‐ Welcome to our "manc ave."

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‐ Man cave!

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‐ Ah, ah, ah, there are rules.

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Please read and strictly abide
by all of them before having fun.

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‐ Man only?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

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Are you guys doing a gender thing, too?

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‐ What? No.
We're doing a "manc ave" thing.

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‐ What's "dig old bicks"?
‐ I don't know.

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Some sort of human code.
They were out of "tig old bitties" signs

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but the salesman said
it was in the same area, so...

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[whirring]

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Pretty great, right?
Just like Kevin's.

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‐ No, yeah, I love how
it moves up and down.

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Oh, it keeps you guessing.

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Ah, football is amazing.

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Apparently, we can watch
jets battle the color brown.

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‐ This is a color brown house.
We are color brown fans under this roof.

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Got it?
‐ It's brown town, baby.

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Now everybody just sit back,
grab a cold one,

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and let the awesomeness
of the "manc ave" wash over them.

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[football game on TV, indistinct]

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‐ Any second now.

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FISH: Help me.

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[grunting]

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[whistle tweets]

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‐ Oh, hello, I'm a female and
I'm looking for a patriarchy to topple.

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I've never played this game,
but can I be your kicker, please?

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‐ [laughs]
No way.

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‐ A ha! You're freaking out
that I would fundamentally alter

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the way society felt about women
in a male‐dominated sport.

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Gotcha, suckers!

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‐ What? No. Girls have played
on high school football teams for years.

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You just can't be the kicker
because we already went

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to the state supreme court
so a dog could be kicker.

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Damn, Denver!
Good boy, good boy.

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You can be our starting quarterback.
How about that?

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Hey, Dylan! This girl who I haven't
seen play yet is taking your place.

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‐ I'm fine with that.
It's not about winning. Woo!

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‐ Ugh, finding a new struggle for women
is gonna be a real struggle.

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‐ Hm, has the awesomeness
of the "manc ave" washed over you yet?

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‐ Um, I don't think so.

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Maybe it happened
and we just didn't notice yet?

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‐ No, this is wrong.
Something's missing, Terry.

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There has to be something Kevin
had in his "ave" that we don't have.

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‐ No, no, I know. I mean, we have
very man‐centric movie posters

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with man themes like Boys Don't Cry,
Boys On The Side,

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How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

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‐ Terry, pull up a live hologram feed
of Kevin's "manc ave."

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[whooshing]

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See, I don't get it.
It's exactly the same.

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Computer, analyze nitrogen levels and‐‐

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‐ Can you please come watch your son
blow out his candles?

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Everyone's waiting.
‐ Oh, he'll be three

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for like a whole year.

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‐ Kevin.
‐ What kind of cake?

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‐ Kevin!
‐ All right!

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[groans]
‐ God, I hate this man cave.

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‐ Computer, strip everything but Angela.

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‐ He spends all of his time
in his stupid room full of toys

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instead of with his family.

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I should have married Omry.

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‐ Terry, we were totally missing
the point of "manc aves."

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‐ Oh, that we need to throw
way more birthday parties?

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‐ The best part of being
in a "manc ave," Terry,

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is someone being irritated
that you're in a "manc ave."

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‐ But I don't wanna take turns in here.
‐ Neither do I.

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Which means we'll have to

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build a robot that hates us being
in the "manc ave."

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[both cheering]

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‐ Yeah!
‐ Terry!

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‐ By "we," you mean you, right?
‐ Yes, I'm going to be doing all the work.

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I was just trying to be nice.

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Behold, our new robot.

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‐ Wow, that was fast.
‐ I used a lot of parts

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from the last robot I made.

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‐ The one that was supposed to kill
those kids who threw a cup of pee at you?

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You got over that?
‐ For the moment,

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they may keep their lives.

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‐ Well, I tell you what,
here's the headline.

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It looks great.
Now did you use the specs I gave you

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to make her the perfect combo
of every TV wife/mom?

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‐ Yes, she's 20 percent annoyed wife
from Raymond,

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twenty percent doting hot mom
from Modern Family,

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fifteen percent fast‐talking
Gilmore Girls mom

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and ten percent Marge Simpson
because she's got blue hair.

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‐ Is that too many percents?
‐ No, it's, it's under actually.

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The rest is just filler code, except for
a pinch of Sophia from Golden Girls.

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That was one sassy old lady, you know?
I couldn't resist.

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‐ Twenty‐five, 83...

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‐ Are you using
your abaca‐dactals like a baby?

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What, what are you, 80?
‐ Ah, now I have to start over.

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I call her P‐A‐T‐R‐I‐C‐I‐A.

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It stands for Patricia Automated
Television Retro‐fitted

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Intelligent Companion In Action.

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‐ You know what, it's okay
if you made that up to fit.

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You chose a name with two I's and two A's.
That's already hard.

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‐ The important thing is not
what PATRICIA stands for

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but that she's programmed
to hate the "manc ave."

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[whirring]

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PATRICIA:
[gasps] Korvo, Terry.

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Pupa! I hope you don't plan
to spend all day

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in your awful, disgusting "manc ave."
We have chores to do.

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‐ Why are didgeridoos so expensive?
‐ What, what?

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‐ Five thousand dollars. It's a tube!
Still buying it.

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Did you guys make a woman robot?
‐ Oh, yeah, awesome, right?

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Yeah, we built her to hate the "manc ave."

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I mean, look at how awesome she is.
Look at her, look at her go.

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She's hatin' it perfect.
‐ No, no, no.

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You guys are wading into
a whole gender thing.

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I'm telling you, this can't
end well for anybody.

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I'm outta here.
G'day.

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‐ This isn't a gender thing‐‐
‐ I said g'day!

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‐ No matter what the problem is,
she finds a way to blame the "manc ave."

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Just, just like a real wife.
PATRICIA: I fucking hate this "manc ave."

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‐ Oh, she makes me
wanna go in there so bad!

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Ah, yeah!
KORVO: Oh, ho, ho, it worked!

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[Pupa burps]

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‐ Hi, guys. I, a girl, would like to be
on your men's lacrosse team.

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I also know nothing about lacrosse.

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‐ Ha ha, did you hear that?
‐ Oh, I heard it, Chad.

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But I don't believe it.
Say it again, girl.

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‐ Lacrosse is French
for "date rape" no longer.

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I demand to be on your boys' team.
What's the problem?

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Can't stand a girl trying to step on
your "boys only" field?

231
00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,662
‐ No, we've been asking for a girl
to join our team for years.

232
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,872
Oh, the football guys will finally
stop mocking us.

233
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,041
‐ No, come on,
I need this to be a struggle.

234
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,793
‐ Chads, we got a girl on the team!

235
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,127
[cheering]

236
00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,755
‐ Hey, stop.
[groaning]

237
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:12,135
Attention, esports team.
I know that gamers are misogynistic,

238
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:16,056
and that's why all female bodies
in games have unrealistic proportions

239
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,560
and are programmed to give the gamer
an unhealthy amount of eye contact.

240
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,812
Let me in.
‐ Yeah, another girl!

241
00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,147
‐ Wait, am I the only guy in here?
Oh, no.

242
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,650
I've been using some very coded language.

243
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,484
[bell rings]

244
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,445
‐ Australian music is so good.
It's like a whole genre.

245
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:34,116
‐ You're looking at this town's
first female firefighter.

246
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,785
I found my glass ceiling
and fucking shattered it,

247
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,245
and saved most of a family.

248
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,998
‐ Well, I'm the first woman
to mansplain jazz.

249
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,250
It's, like, all about syncopation.

250
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,919
‐ That's great and all,
but I saved most of a family.

251
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,838
‐ Why do you keep saying
"most of a family"?

252
00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,757
‐ Because it sounds better than
just the two dogs.

253
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,426
‐ Oh, Yumyulack, come here.

254
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,679
If I can't find a glass ceiling
to break soon,

255
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,390
they're all gonna get broken without me,
and then I'm gonna fail,

256
00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,684
and then they're gonna put me
in the dumb kid's class in room B.

257
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:03,020
‐ Room B is awesome.
We get to do art all day.

258
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,271
And stop telling me things.

259
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,356
I already said
I wasn't touching gender stuff.

260
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,691
‐ I'm just out of ideas.

261
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,401
‐ You know what I do
when I'm out of ideas?

262
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,446
Cocaine. And then I get like,
a million ideas at once.

263
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,947
[grunts]

264
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,867
Ooh, ooh, I got it.
Pants that fly but are also dogs.

265
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:17,701
‐ Hm.

266
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,163
Well, I do love cocaine,
but isn't it illegal?

267
00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,790
‐ Everything cool is illegal!
Besides, cocaine is okay for us to eat

268
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,501
because our alien bodies
process it differently.

269
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,793
It's just like sugar.
I make it myself.

270
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:30,214
‐ Yumyulack, that's it!
I should make a glass ceiling myself.

271
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,090
And then I'll break it.
‐ Hey, come on.

272
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,509
I didn't help with that epiphany.

273
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,385
I'm just eating cocaine
like we usually do.

274
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,554
Leave me out of it.
‐ Thanks for your help, Yumyulack!

275
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,140
‐ Stop it!
I'm gonna go fight my shadow!

276
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,558
‐ [giggles]

277
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,565
‐ Ah, PATRICIA, I bet you hate
how we sit in the "manc ave" all day

278
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,817
while you're up here not enjoying
the "manc ave."

279
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,737
PATRICIA:
What's with all the dirty dishes, Korvo?

280
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,364
‐ I left them here for you to clean.

281
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,407
PATRICIA: You see this here?
It's called a dishwasher.

282
00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,619
And this is how you turn it on.
[gasps] Ooh!

283
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,413
Now that's at least one thing
you can finally learn to turn on.

284
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,333
Not that it matters since
you're an alien who has no dick.

285
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,919
I guess my mom was right.
What am I supposed to do with that?

286
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:09,628
No dick!

287
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,213
[laugh track plays]

288
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,131
‐ No one's ever spoken to me like that.

289
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,300
This angry wife subroutine
must be a side effect

290
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,261
of your anti‐"manc ave" programming.

291
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:20,013
PATRICIA: Or maybe I'm just tired
of being married to an idiot

292
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,432
who leaves his dirty socks
in the living room.
[audience groans playing]

293
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,768
‐ This must be a byproduct
from all the TV mom data

294
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,646
I fed into your personality.
You're a perfect organism.

295
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:31,024
PATRICIA: Byproduct? You don't make
enough money to buy me any products.

296
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,403
And the only time I can organism
is when I'm watching Outlander.

297
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,655
‐ You're making me feel smaller
and less of a man.

298
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,448
I love it.
Quick, do it again.

299
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,326
PATRICIA: Quick is the only way
you know how to do anything.

300
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,411
[laugh track plays]

301
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:44,955
‐ [coos]

302
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:48,208
‐ Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, PATRICIA.
I foosed my shoulder.

303
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,379
PATRICIA: Aw, honey, let me
take care of that for you.

304
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,755
One, two‐‐

305
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,841
‐ [yells]

306
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:57,968
Owie.

307
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:00,345
PATRICIA: Does that feel better?
‐ A little.

308
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,015
PATRICIA: You were a really
brave little man just then.

309
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,892
I'm so proud of you.
Here.

310
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:09,688
That was a special kiss from Mommy.
Does that feel better?

311
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,774
‐ I need another one.
PATRICIA: There you go, sweetie.

312
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,110
‐ I tell you what, this mommy
must be a residual byproduct

313
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,528
of me being so brave, huh?

314
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,490
PATRICIA: I'm baking cookies in here.
Does baby wanna lick my spoon?

315
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,034
‐ [moaning]

316
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,204
Oh, my God, what is this feeling
I'm feeling?

317
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,747
Oh, I never want it to end.

318
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,790
[audience awws]

319
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,125
[bell rings]

320
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,670
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

321
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,797
♪

322
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,970
‐ Where have you been?
‐ Oh, oh, uh,

323
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,138
just making this delicious sundae.

324
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,306
‐ By yourself?
‐ Uh‐huh.

325
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,642
‐ Terry, you're lying.
You don't know how to peel a banana.

326
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,268
I always have to do it for you.
‐ Wait.

327
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,728
Why are your shoulders slouched

328
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,522
and why do you look like you have
a lower sense of confidence?

329
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,441
‐ I was judging myself in the mirror.
I'm‐I'm very shameful.

330
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,609
‐ You don't know how to self‐scrutinize.

331
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,611
‐ I've been hanging out with PATRICIA.
She makes me feel something

332
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,987
I've never felt before.
‐ Me, too.

333
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,030
‐ Emasculated.
‐ Nurtured.

334
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,532
‐ I love the way she can just
cut right through me

335
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,660
with a real tightly wound zinger.
I've never been so wonderfully beta.

336
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,454
‐ Oh, she wipes my mouth with a wet wipe
and treats me like a baby.

337
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,249
It's so comfortable and nurturing.
I never had a mom, Korvo.

338
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,459
I never got baths.
‐ Terry, I know we specifically

339
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,170
created her to hate the "manc ave,"
but hear me out on this.

340
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,214
What if we altered the rules
of the "manc ave"

341
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,425
so we could invite PATRICIA
to hang out with us in the "manc ave"?

342
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,969
We'd have it all, Terry.
‐ Oh, my God, yes.

343
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,470
Oh, that's perfect.
Let's, let's change the rules.

344
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,055
‐ We're gonna change the rules.
Oh!

345
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,140
PATRICIA:
But, but I hate this place.

346
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,227
‐ I know, I know, but it's okay.
Look, huh, see?

347
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,104
It's okay for you to be here.
Isn't it fun?

348
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,898
FISH: No, it's not.
Get out while you can. Run.

349
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,401
‐ Ignore that fish, it's joking.
It's not serious.

350
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,777
It's just having a jab.

351
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,865
PATRICIA, I demand you overwrite
your hate of the "manc ave."

352
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,909
PATRICIA:
Override, ov‐er‐ride...

353
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,036
funny, you never ride me over.

354
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,037
BOTH: Ooh.
[laugh track plays]

355
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,915
PATRICIA:
Can't‐love‐manc‐ave‐dig‐old‐bicks

356
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:52,958
[stammering]

357
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,334
[alarm blaring]

358
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,712
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

359
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,673
♪

360
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,926
Must destroy manc ave!

361
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,055
‐ You gave her rocket launchers?

362
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,599
‐ It's harder to build a robot
without them, Terry.

363
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:09,391
They're load‐bearing.

364
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,024
‐ [grunts]
Uh‐oh.

365
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:20,569
Oh, dig old bicks.
I get it now.

366
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,779
‐ You do? What, what does it mean?
‐ I don't know.

367
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,408
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

368
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,493
♪

369
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:36,251
♪ I got the eye of the tiger ♪

370
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:40,255
♪ I am dancing through the fire ♪

371
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,883
♪ I am the champion ♪

372
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:47,054
♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪

373
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:51,016
♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪

374
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,810
♪ 'Cause I am the champion ♪

375
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,022
‐ [flatly] Oh, no, please, stop.
Second door on the left.

376
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,109
‐ Oh, no.

377
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,486
[bell rings]

378
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:06,114
‐ Excuse me, pardon me.
Female feminist hero comin' through.

379
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,742
Move aside, men.
I, a woman,

380
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,203
have arrived to topple the glass ceiling

381
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,455
and shatter the fuck
out of the patriarchy.

382
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,916
‐ Yeah, we're looking for Jesse,
the guy who set up this club.

383
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,419
‐ Well, I've got news for you.
Jesse isn't a boy.

384
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,755
He's a girl, and it's me.

385
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,423
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is your club?

386
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,301
‐ Yep, sorry, but this isn't
a boy club after all.

387
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,053
‐ We don't wanna join.
We're here in protest

388
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,555
to speak up for all the women
who are too weak

389
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:30,514
to speak for themselves.

390
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,307
‐ But I made this club to‐‐
‐ Do you have any idea

391
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,142
how messed up it is to
discriminate against people

392
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,727
based on their gender?
‐ Uh, yeah.

393
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,729
I was just about to say that
when you interrupted‐‐

394
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,232
‐ As the brother of two sisters,
nothing enrages me more

395
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,609
than misogyny, and this is misogyny.

396
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,944
‐ Uh‐huh, it's not.
‐ Yes, it is.

397
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,404
You need to shut this club down
right now.

398
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,407
‐ No, not before I topple it.
I need it for my grade.

399
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,826
‐ If she's not gonna do it,
we have to tear it down ourselves.

400
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:51,994
‐ Please, stop.
‐ Let's get her

401
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,746
before she creates an unsafe environment
for all women.

402
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,331
‐ Oh, no, no, no.
‐ She's running.

403
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,209
That means she's guilty.
‐ Angry mob, bros.

404
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,170
‐ [sobs]

405
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,176
‐ She's ruining the only thing
I actually liked about humans.

406
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,886
We need to stop her.
TERRY: Okay, I say we just

407
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,846
grab her and make her
tuck us into bed and read us stories.

408
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,848
‐ We can't just grab her, Terry.
She'll slice us in half

409
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,100
with her laser blades.
‐ And whose fault is that?

410
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,518
Huh?
KORVO: I don't know what to do.

411
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,271
Wait, if she hates the "manc aves,"
we need to lure her

412
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,607
to the biggest, stupidest
"manc ave" we can find.

413
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,609
‐ I know just the place.

414
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,321
[men screaming]

415
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,656
♪ sports arena music playing ♪

416
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,908
‐ Oh!

417
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:33,660
♪

418
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,669
‐ Oh, crap, here she comes.

419
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:44,796
Get inside.

420
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,515
[people screaming]

421
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,520
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

422
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,313
[lasers firing]

423
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,832
‐ The activation ring.
We have to get it off her finger.

424
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,251
Aim for the ring.
‐ How many tickets

425
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,044
for all your sticky hands?
‐ I don't know.

426
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,587
Like, a million.
Hey!

427
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,798
Those come out of the tickets
they pay me with.

428
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:30,926
‐ Now!

429
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,928
♪

430
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,191
[lasers firing]

431
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,778
‐ Ms. Perez, Ms. Perez!
‐ Jesse, what are you doing here?

432
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,446
‐ School stuff.
You wouldn't understand!

433
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,322
‐ Get down!

434
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,993
‐ Ms. Perez, I tried to make
a glass ceiling to break,

435
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,745
but a bunch of male allies got mad.
You gotta help me.

436
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,247
‐ What the fuck are you talking about?

437
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,332
‐ I couldn't move us women
forward, Ms. Perez.

438
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,208
Please don't give me an F.

439
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,626
‐ I didn't even realize you were a girl.

440
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,920
I thought you were gonna draw
Count Dooku's lightsaber.

441
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,547
‐ What?
But I have a bow.

442
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,215
‐ I don't know,
you're green and your mouth

443
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,718
extends past the boundaries of your face.
How would I know?

444
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,095
If you really wanna topple
the patriarchy and get an A,

445
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,181
this is your chance.
‐ You're right, Ms. Perez.

446
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,933
Every feminist hero had
their robot to conquer.

447
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,227
♪ heroic music playing ♪

448
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,029
PATRICA: Time for you two
naughty/disappointing boy men

449
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,322
to learn a lesson.

450
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,950
‐ PATRICIA, stop.

451
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,453
PATRICA: Gender not found.

452
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,872
‐ That's because I'm an alien plant.

453
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,499
It took me all this time to realize
that's okay.

454
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,960
I can do whatever I want.
So can you.

455
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,048
PATRICIA: But I'm a mom, I'm a wife,
I'm a mom, I'm a‐‐

456
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,634
‐ No way, Jose.
You're a killer robot.

457
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,470
And if that's what makes you happy,
then lean into it.

458
00:18:56,470 --> 00:19:00,098
PATRICIA: I don't have to kill men.
I could be killing anyone I want.

459
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,893
No matter what gender.
I could kill everyone!

460
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,311
‐ Ha, not today.

461
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:10,150
PATRICIA: No, I was about to kill
all humans in the world...

462
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,487
‐ Patricia, I'm sorry.
But I have to turn you off.

463
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:17,699
PATRICIA: You turn me off every day
when you take off your shirt.

464
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,576
‐ What's wrong, Korvo?
Why‐why'd you stop?

465
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,579
‐ I can't deactivate her, Terry.
I didn't realize I had a hole in my heart.

466
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,957
A hole that needed to be demeaned
with a non‐stop barrage

467
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,875
of insults and sexual criticism.

468
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,086
We can't kill her,
but we can't live with her.

469
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,379
‐ So what do we do?

470
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,423
‐ We started this thinking
we needed a "manc ave"

471
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,342
to fill a gaping hole inside of us.

472
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,135
But what we truly needed was to know

473
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,638
that we have
different types of gaping holes

474
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,640
that need other ways to be filled.

475
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,017
‐ You taught us that we don't have to
hide in an "ave," Mom.

476
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,269
Thank you.
‐ We can't kill you

477
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,354
and we can't have you going around
and setting stuff on fire.

478
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,606
So from now on,
you'll live in this shipping container.

479
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,316
‐ Do we really have to get rid of her?

480
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,111
Maybe we can keep her around
like a feminist icon.

481
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,697
PATRICIA: Your dress is too short.
Boys will think you're a slut.

482
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,407
‐ You're not my real mom!
Shut up!

483
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,450
‐ Patricia, it's time
to get in the container.

484
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,495
Don't worry, you won't be bored.
I made you a cuck‐bot for company.

485
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,623
CUCK: Does anyone want to go
to the Gap and make some returns?

486
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,625
‐ I didn't try to make him
look like Ted Cruz.

487
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,127
It just happens with these things.

488
00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,712
CUCK: Hello.
PATRICIA: You're wearing that?

489
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:14,840
I thought I threw that out.
Why are you making that face?

490
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,967
CUCK: I'm not making a face.
PATRICIA: God, you're annoying.

491
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,636
Could you be more nasal?
A real man wouldn't let an alien

492
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,930
bury him in a shipping container.

493
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,724
‐ It's nice to know
that any time we miss her,

494
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:26,894
we can come outside and we know
that she's just a few feet down there

495
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,145
just ripping into him, you know?

496
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:31,523
On how he brushes his teeth, and how
he doesn't arch his back properly.

497
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,775
The way he stands all crooked
and how he's all weasley

498
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,528
and thin and not muscly or anything.

499
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,239
‐ Yeah.
‐ Wow, I just had the craziest week.

500
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,742
‐ Oh, yeah, you weren't around.
What were you doing this whole time?

501
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,077
‐ I accidentally let hundreds of koalas
out of the zoo

502
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,622
and then spent a ton of time
rounding them all up.

503
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,625
‐ The zoo has the capacity to house
hundreds of koalas?

504
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:53,754
‐ Yeah, they were running all over town.
I had to coax them with didgeridoos.

505
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:57,341
It was on the news.
Like, you‐you didn't see any of that?

506
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,383
[grunting]

507
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,427
Okay, get in, get in here, get in.

508
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,221
Hey, so how did your gender‐based
stories turn out?

509
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,765
‐ Uh, good, yeah.
I mean, I think we covered every angle

510
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,016
and pretty much solved it, so.

511
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:09,269
‐ Yeah, I think everyone
will be very happy with what we did.

512
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,271
‐ Well, I'm glad we survived,
because I don't think

513
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,774
there's a more controversial topic
we could have dealt with.

514
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,817
‐ Okay, class.
Next assignment,

515
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,530
everyone here has to find a racist
and teach them the error of their ways.

516
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,656
‐ Yay!

517
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,658
♪

518
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:06,493
[imitating laser fire]