1 00:00:08,624 --> 00:00:11,358 I need more retweets or I'll never get hired at Hollister. 2 00:00:11,382 --> 00:00:13,313 Your Klout goes at the top of your rezzie, brah. 3 00:00:13,337 --> 00:00:15,774 Did you see what I posted today? "Garfield fucks!" 4 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,948 But I only got three fucking retwats. 5 00:00:19,972 --> 00:00:21,616 You gotta spot me for a bot army... 6 00:00:23,007 --> 00:00:24,241 I know what you're gonna say. 7 00:00:24,265 --> 00:00:26,201 That you shouldn't be shrinking people down anymore? 8 00:00:26,225 --> 00:00:27,289 He deserved it. 9 00:00:27,313 --> 00:00:29,139 Yeah, he did. He was a real yutz. 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,919 Wait, you aren't all freaked out about the Wall stuff anymore? 11 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:34,251 Eh, policing you is like a whole second job. 12 00:00:34,275 --> 00:00:37,172 This year, I'm focusing on what makes me happy. 13 00:00:37,196 --> 00:00:39,074 I'm getting my realtor's license. 14 00:00:40,406 --> 00:00:42,183 You're sure you're not gonna be on my ass about this later? 15 00:00:42,207 --> 00:00:45,178 I just can't believe you're still shrinking people down. 16 00:00:45,202 --> 00:00:46,763 It's tired. - Not to me. 17 00:00:46,787 --> 00:00:48,265 It's my favorite part of our whole thing. 18 00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:50,141 They had an awesome little war in there. 19 00:00:50,165 --> 00:00:51,312 Ah, I'm gonna keep doing it. 20 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:52,686 Whatevs. 21 00:00:53,752 --> 00:00:54,609 Ooh! 22 00:00:57,172 --> 00:00:59,012 Ow! 23 00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:05,699 Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia. 24 00:01:05,723 --> 00:01:07,393 Until the asteroid hit. 25 00:01:08,559 --> 00:01:10,871 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 26 00:01:10,895 --> 00:01:12,878 and escaped into, uh, the space, 27 00:01:12,902 --> 00:01:15,477 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 28 00:01:16,025 --> 00:01:18,962 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 29 00:01:18,986 --> 00:01:20,633 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 30 00:01:20,657 --> 00:01:22,465 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 31 00:01:22,489 --> 00:01:24,885 This is... this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 32 00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:26,261 This is ridiculous. 33 00:01:26,285 --> 00:01:28,180 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 34 00:01:28,204 --> 00:01:29,141 People are stupid. 35 00:01:29,165 --> 00:01:31,349 Some animals are pets, but they... they eat animals, 36 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:33,728 and other animals they don't eat, they train them to play basketball. 37 00:01:33,752 --> 00:01:34,686 Like Air Bud Dog. 38 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,188 How come you can't just eat any animal. 39 00:01:44,678 --> 00:01:47,574 - Terry, get down here. Your fries are losing heat due to entropy. 40 00:01:47,598 --> 00:01:49,201 Man, you can throw those fries up a butt. 41 00:01:49,225 --> 00:01:50,790 I don't need 'em. - What's with the untucked shirt? 42 00:01:50,814 --> 00:01:51,956 You think you're fancier than us? 43 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:55,081 Yeah, man. That's why I'm going to a fabulous dinner party. 44 00:01:55,105 --> 00:01:56,592 - Why wasn't I asked? - What? I didn't get invited. 45 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,920 Uh, maybe because you guys hate people, parties, and going outside, 46 00:01:59,944 --> 00:02:01,549 plus you don't even have button-down shirts. 47 00:02:01,573 --> 00:02:02,631 Still nice to be asked. 48 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,472 You and I haven't had a night out in a long time. 49 00:02:04,496 --> 00:02:07,302 Not since we went to that Chronicles of Riddick singalong at the Bowl. 50 00:02:07,326 --> 00:02:08,471 What the hell, you're going too? 51 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,021 I'm going to meet some rich old guys 52 00:02:10,045 --> 00:02:12,724 and get them to leave their wives for some hot Black Mirror action. 53 00:02:12,748 --> 00:02:15,602 But I slaved away ordering all this from Hulu Luau. 54 00:02:15,626 --> 00:02:18,319 You wanna waste a whole roasted pig and these fire wands? 55 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:20,732 Sorry. Me and the Pupa are performing tonight. 56 00:02:20,756 --> 00:02:22,321 We are a musical dyad. 57 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:24,569 As team leader, I should be included in all things, 58 00:02:24,593 --> 00:02:27,118 which I why I demand that we all be invited to this dinnering party. 59 00:02:27,142 --> 00:02:29,908 No! I-I can't add a plus one so late in the day, let alone a plus two. 60 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,957 Then I will activate the Earth Eraser, and we can all get turned into dust. 61 00:02:32,981 --> 00:02:34,663 All matter will be atomized 62 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:37,290 in five, four, three... - Okay. Jesus fucking Christ, 63 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:38,919 I added you to the RSVP. - Two and a half... 64 00:02:38,943 --> 00:02:40,586 two... - You've sufficiently cramped my style. 65 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:41,962 Good. We shall leave in an hour. 66 00:02:41,986 --> 00:02:43,513 I need to apply darker blue makeup 67 00:02:43,537 --> 00:02:45,006 to... everywhere under my robe. 68 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,758 Man, we gotta throw out that Earth Eraser. 69 00:02:46,782 --> 00:02:48,162 Try and die, bitch. 70 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:52,138 - D-d-does my shirt look okay? Is-is-is it untucked enough? 71 00:02:52,162 --> 00:02:53,181 Yeah, man. Relax. 72 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:55,225 But remember, don't be yourself in there. 73 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:56,896 These people want you to have a good time. 74 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,019 Shut up! I know that. 75 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:00,605 Smell my peen! 76 00:03:00,629 --> 00:03:03,236 They grow the grapes in Brooklyn in the middle of a Montessori preschool. 77 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:06,361 Uh, yes, smells like, uh, wine. 78 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:08,952 Uh, uh, congratulations on your procurement of-of the bottle. 79 00:03:08,976 --> 00:03:12,284 Wine? Who calls a Greenpoint Pinot "wine"? 80 00:03:12,308 --> 00:03:14,619 Oh, man, ah, he's just kidding. 81 00:03:14,643 --> 00:03:15,710 Korvo would never do that. 82 00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:18,164 It's from Brooklyn. Brooklyn! 83 00:03:18,188 --> 00:03:19,416 - Brooklyn? - Brooklyn! 84 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,251 Never been to Brooklyn, but I-I-I once chased 85 00:03:21,275 --> 00:03:22,961 a mechanoid around Jupiter's moons. 86 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,720 - What a weird thing to say. Nobody cares about that. 87 00:03:24,744 --> 00:03:25,922 We're talking about Brooklyn. 88 00:03:25,946 --> 00:03:27,632 You're the one who demanded to come. 89 00:03:27,656 --> 00:03:29,433 Could you at least try to be social? 90 00:03:29,457 --> 00:03:30,552 I am trying. 91 00:03:30,576 --> 00:03:32,179 Brooklyn! Brooklyn! 92 00:03:36,207 --> 00:03:38,957 Hi there. I'm Mia. Welcome to the Wall. 93 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:42,272 Hola, me llamo Mia. 94 00:03:42,296 --> 00:03:43,779 Bienvenidos a la Pared. 95 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:45,901 - Um, I speak English. - Oh, goody! 96 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,949 I'm the Wall Greeter. Fresh lemonade? 97 00:03:47,973 --> 00:03:50,572 - What is going on here? - Shh! It's okay. 98 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:52,161 I know it seems overwhelming, 99 00:03:52,185 --> 00:03:53,950 but you have nothing to be afraid of. 100 00:03:53,974 --> 00:03:57,040 An alien boy shrank you down and put you in a terrarium 101 00:03:57,064 --> 00:03:58,747 he keeps hidden in his bedroom wall. 102 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:01,499 - What the fuck! - Our world used to be a terrible place, 103 00:04:01,523 --> 00:04:03,590 full of violence and starvation. 104 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:07,756 The Wall was divided into levels, all run by a cruel dictator: 105 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,007 The Duke. 106 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:12,427 But then, Tim, a brilliant, fearless warrior led a resistance 107 00:04:12,451 --> 00:04:14,387 that rose up against The Duke. 108 00:04:14,411 --> 00:04:16,473 They fought a bloody war. 109 00:04:16,497 --> 00:04:18,892 We lost many friends that evening. 110 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,977 But we also gained heroes. 111 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:23,568 We have many to thank for their sacrifices, 112 00:04:23,592 --> 00:04:25,482 but none more than Cherie, 113 00:04:25,506 --> 00:04:28,109 who lost her life slaying The Duke. 114 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:31,367 We're going to celebrate her with the first annual Cherie Day soon. 115 00:04:31,391 --> 00:04:34,074 There's a feast and a parade, and everyone gets one lick 116 00:04:34,098 --> 00:04:35,492 of our giant sugar cube. 117 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:37,123 You people have a whole world in here? 118 00:04:37,147 --> 00:04:39,162 Yes. And you will too. 119 00:04:39,186 --> 00:04:41,379 Look at this as a chance for a brand-new life. 120 00:04:41,403 --> 00:04:43,250 What have you always dreamed of doing? 121 00:04:43,274 --> 00:04:45,710 Um, I guess I've always wanted to design clothes. 122 00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:47,631 Oh, my god, I've never said that out loud before. 123 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:50,177 Perfect! Let me put in your first order. 124 00:04:50,201 --> 00:04:51,716 I need a dress for Cherie Day. 125 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,846 I'm about a jellybean and a half tall. 126 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:56,179 - Donna Langley! - Hey, Terry, come here. 127 00:04:56,203 --> 00:04:58,560 We're playing inside baseball Hollywood executive Celebrity. 128 00:04:58,584 --> 00:04:59,724 Too easy. 129 00:04:59,748 --> 00:05:02,269 David Nevins. Come on. Let's take the bumpers off. 130 00:05:02,293 --> 00:05:03,963 - Yumyulack, you're up. - And go. 131 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,273 I don't know who the fuck this is. 132 00:05:06,297 --> 00:05:07,440 Pass and go to the next one. 133 00:05:07,464 --> 00:05:09,989 Okay, uh, this person's name sounds like a demon. 134 00:05:10,013 --> 00:05:11,549 Did they reinvent TV on DVD? 135 00:05:12,136 --> 00:05:13,953 You didn't know Doug Herzog? 136 00:05:15,472 --> 00:05:18,577 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na na ♪ 137 00:05:18,601 --> 00:05:19,578 ♪ Batman ♪ 138 00:05:20,603 --> 00:05:21,997 Look, 139 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:25,458 we got a lot of applause out there, but it was 100 percent gratuitous. 140 00:05:25,482 --> 00:05:27,419 I don't wanna point fingers at the weak link here, 141 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:28,879 but you were way off. 142 00:05:28,903 --> 00:05:30,755 Get your shit together, Pupes! 143 00:05:31,196 --> 00:05:33,511 How the fuck were we supposed to know Debbie Liebling? 144 00:05:33,535 --> 00:05:35,847 How about we play Celebrities from the home world, huh? 145 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:37,929 Here's one. This Shlorpian invented heated goo? 146 00:05:37,953 --> 00:05:39,727 - Uh, uh... Zelgar. - Yes! Point for us. 147 00:05:39,751 --> 00:05:43,018 Uh, this party just got real lame about two seconds ago. 148 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,939 Yeah, I think it was when Craig started to explain the David S. Pumpkins sketch. 149 00:05:45,963 --> 00:05:48,982 Korvo, man, uh, how about you guys just go on and get out of here. 150 00:05:49,006 --> 00:05:50,442 You're, uh, kinda ruining the vibe. 151 00:05:50,466 --> 00:05:51,571 We're ruining the vibe? 152 00:05:51,595 --> 00:05:53,778 Did you not hear Jamie try to do his impression of a train? 153 00:05:53,802 --> 00:05:55,989 Look, you apologize to him right now! 154 00:05:56,013 --> 00:05:57,490 You can all go smell peen in hell! 155 00:05:57,514 --> 00:05:59,242 How dare you! 156 00:05:59,266 --> 00:06:02,356 A good peen would never survive in that heat anyway. 157 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:10,462 Hey, welcome to the Wall. 158 00:06:10,486 --> 00:06:12,088 I'm Steve, the nutritionist. 159 00:06:12,112 --> 00:06:13,469 Here's your produce for the day. 160 00:06:13,493 --> 00:06:15,467 Fresh blueberries and cherry tomatoes. 161 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:16,968 Wow, these are gorgeous. 162 00:06:16,992 --> 00:06:20,305 Well, I grew them myself from seeds we pulled out of a KIND bar. 163 00:06:20,329 --> 00:06:21,119 Enjoy. 164 00:06:25,834 --> 00:06:28,104 Heya, Halk. Here are you "nutes." 165 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:30,232 Wow, Steve. These look great. 166 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,903 You've really got a green thumb. - Oh, come on. 167 00:06:31,927 --> 00:06:34,321 I'm nothing compared to a war hero like you. 168 00:06:34,345 --> 00:06:37,030 Oh, well, I don't like to dwell on those days. 169 00:06:37,054 --> 00:06:39,911 Well, I'll never forget how many people you pulled out from under those Nerds. 170 00:06:39,935 --> 00:06:42,160 So many of my friends who could have died that day 171 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:44,037 are around because of you. 172 00:06:44,061 --> 00:06:45,641 I brought you something special. 173 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:53,883 Aw, Steve is really growing the hell out of those KIND bar seeds. 174 00:06:53,907 --> 00:06:55,382 Mm, mm. 175 00:06:55,406 --> 00:06:56,800 This... Uh! 176 00:06:56,824 --> 00:06:58,431 This is the best thing in the Wall. 177 00:06:58,455 --> 00:07:00,428 That strawberry is the best thing in here? 178 00:07:00,452 --> 00:07:02,138 Yep. Nothing better. 179 00:07:02,162 --> 00:07:04,140 Nothing in your life is better than a berry? 180 00:07:04,164 --> 00:07:05,729 Mm. I can't think of anything. 181 00:07:05,753 --> 00:07:08,687 Such a shame, 'cause I was gonna give you this. 182 00:07:08,711 --> 00:07:10,146 Oh, Halk! 183 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:13,441 I had this whole speech about how I wanna spend the rest of my tiny life 184 00:07:13,465 --> 00:07:14,952 with the woman with the biggest heart. 185 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,611 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 186 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,699 Although I do love that strawberry. 187 00:07:20,723 --> 00:07:21,908 I hate dinner parties. 188 00:07:21,932 --> 00:07:23,327 Why couldn't that have just been a regular party 189 00:07:23,351 --> 00:07:24,497 where people think I'm eccentric? 190 00:07:24,521 --> 00:07:27,330 Let's go home and get that DNA melter from the ship 191 00:07:27,354 --> 00:07:28,709 and melt them all into flesh pudding. 192 00:07:28,733 --> 00:07:30,126 No, they'll just throw another dinner party 193 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,419 and make fun of us for using a melter that isn't from Brooklyn. 194 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:35,299 I wish we could melt all dinner parties and just be done with it. 195 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:38,174 Oh, driver, take us to the poorest, crookedest senator in the country. 196 00:07:38,198 --> 00:07:39,843 There's an extra billion dollars in it for you 197 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:40,760 if you get us there by morning. 198 00:07:40,784 --> 00:07:41,849 You got it, bub. 199 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:43,597 You know, we cabbies used to run this city, 200 00:07:43,621 --> 00:07:46,081 but then Uber... - Two billion if we go in silence. 201 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:50,604 See, the thing about Uber is that they don't care about their drivers. 202 00:07:50,628 --> 00:07:51,897 - Damn it. - And they don't pay 'em enough. 203 00:07:51,921 --> 00:07:53,551 They have to work five times... 204 00:08:17,696 --> 00:08:19,286 Whee-hee-hee! 205 00:08:20,491 --> 00:08:21,178 What the... 206 00:08:22,743 --> 00:08:24,873 Nooooo! 207 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,229 Now that dinner parties are against the law, 208 00:08:28,253 --> 00:08:30,060 we are the only people that can enforce it. 209 00:08:30,084 --> 00:08:32,187 Right here. Us. So get excited. Get pumped. 210 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,146 We're the best of the best. 211 00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:35,649 We're looking for get-togethers, white elephants, housewarmings. 212 00:08:35,673 --> 00:08:37,442 If it's not a rager, it could be a crime. 213 00:08:37,466 --> 00:08:39,528 Drinks and apps? Cuff 'em, boys. 214 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,617 Infant carrots, that will get you three to five. 215 00:08:41,641 --> 00:08:43,240 Add a dip? You're looking at life. 216 00:08:43,264 --> 00:08:44,541 Let's ride. 217 00:08:48,519 --> 00:08:50,580 - They're just having a drink. Seems legit. 218 00:08:50,604 --> 00:08:51,709 Looks like we can move on. 219 00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:53,627 Wait! The host just pulled a lasagna from the oven. 220 00:08:53,651 --> 00:08:55,168 Move! Move! Move! 221 00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:04,553 Smile for the papers. 222 00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:17,065 Check out these nets I got to catch people. 223 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:20,443 This one's big enough to nab two regular-sized perps or five vegans. 224 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:22,612 Do you know what I just read in this spinning newspaper? 225 00:09:22,636 --> 00:09:24,906 - Family Circus is still going. How is that possible? 226 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,157 All of those kids should be dead. 227 00:09:26,181 --> 00:09:27,993 No. That you two are being dicks! 228 00:09:28,017 --> 00:09:29,411 No, Terry, we're doing our jobs. 229 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,582 I-I told you not to come to the dinner party. 230 00:09:31,606 --> 00:09:32,706 You made me bring you. 231 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:33,957 And now we're just upholding the law. 232 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:36,209 And soon we'll get to use excessive force. 233 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:37,460 No, we don't. Stop that. 234 00:09:37,484 --> 00:09:40,213 Terry, I recommend you steer clear of dinner parties, 235 00:09:40,237 --> 00:09:41,089 for your own good. 236 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,883 You don't intimidate me. 237 00:09:42,907 --> 00:09:45,677 I ain't never gonna even think about stop dinner partying. 238 00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:47,807 - Careful, Terry. I might be your team leader, 239 00:09:47,831 --> 00:09:50,348 but when I'm wearing this badge, you're talking to the law. 240 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:53,149 Okay. Well, then I guess you better suck my butt, 241 00:09:53,173 --> 00:09:54,787 Officer Asshole! 242 00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:57,361 Who the hell is this slut? 243 00:09:57,385 --> 00:10:00,567 You're performing our routine behind my back. 244 00:10:00,591 --> 00:10:01,151 Hi, Jesse. 245 00:10:01,175 --> 00:10:03,322 You know what, you can have our boring old routine. 246 00:10:03,346 --> 00:10:05,094 I'm going to be a star without you. 247 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,718 Bye, Jesse. 248 00:10:11,602 --> 00:10:13,496 Lady B, what are we doing? 249 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,877 We don't need a leash in the park. 250 00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:16,458 Oh. Here. 251 00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:22,380 You silly. 252 00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:27,761 Is any of this Impossible meat? 253 00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:29,221 I only eat Impossible Foods now. 254 00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:31,391 - No, all this food is extremely possible. - Gross. 255 00:10:31,415 --> 00:10:34,142 Oh, hey, we're just gonna donate this bottle of prosecco 256 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:37,229 and breakdancing board to... to Costco, okay? 257 00:10:37,253 --> 00:10:37,923 That's all. 258 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,900 I smell a dinner party. 259 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:44,261 Let's ride. 260 00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:50,643 Now! 261 00:10:51,058 --> 00:10:53,453 Dinner Party Police! Drop your cheese knives. 262 00:10:53,477 --> 00:10:54,746 Is there a problem, officers? 263 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,122 There's no dinner parties happening here. 264 00:10:56,146 --> 00:10:58,923 This sports bar is just selling alcohol with the occasional opioid. 265 00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:00,585 Uh, sorry. 266 00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:01,529 Bad intel. 267 00:11:03,404 --> 00:11:04,494 We're clear. 268 00:11:10,953 --> 00:11:12,977 Handstand. Flip. Round and round. 269 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:15,684 And doing it... Slide... And doing it. 270 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,270 A whole sports bar in a residential house? 271 00:11:18,294 --> 00:11:19,821 They can never get a permit for that. 272 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,399 - We've been duped by sci-fi. And sci-fi is our area. 273 00:11:22,423 --> 00:11:24,651 Terry's area is knowing all the housewives of various regions. 274 00:11:24,675 --> 00:11:25,992 Time to use excessive force? 275 00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:28,071 No. We're just gonna have to fight sci-fi 276 00:11:28,095 --> 00:11:29,122 with sci-fi. 277 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,824 That uses excessive force! 278 00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:31,825 Stop saying that! 279 00:11:31,849 --> 00:11:34,679 Wow! Give a man a badge and it really goes right to his head. 280 00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:37,458 These E-cogs can sense when an E-vite is going out 281 00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:38,707 before it's even sent. 282 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,292 Their brains are attached to the internet, 283 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:42,002 and I used the same algorithm Amazon uses 284 00:11:42,026 --> 00:11:43,423 to know when you're gonna purchase something. 285 00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:45,130 Dinner party detected. 286 00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:47,049 It's in such an early stage that the host is still deciding 287 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,469 between cute background images. 288 00:11:48,493 --> 00:11:49,759 Dancing hot dogs? 289 00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:52,012 That's dinner party bullshit, if I've ever heard it. 290 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,598 Oh, oh, can we put shotgun shells in these? 291 00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:56,474 - I said no! They're just for dramatic effect, 292 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,268 which you just ruined, so we have to do it again. 293 00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:04,424 Uh! 294 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:20,276 Goddammit! 295 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,130 What the hell are those invitations for? 296 00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:26,548 - I don't know, man. Why don't you ask your E-cogs? 297 00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:28,650 Or do they only work on E-vites? 298 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,348 I've been going easy on you because I'm your mission leader. 299 00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:32,636 Don't make me come down on you. 300 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:35,200 Do your worst... Officer. 301 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,809 Permission to use excessive force! 302 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:40,753 Oh, finally. 303 00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:42,646 What the is that? 304 00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:46,261 Sorry, Bleep Bug in my throat. 305 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:53,240 I grew these Napadoodles using techno-organic material. 306 00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:54,541 They can sense cheese plates 307 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,767 and Cards Against Humanity from miles away. 308 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:59,039 Plus, they're hypoallergenic. 309 00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:00,288 You've forced my hand. 310 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,290 Release your unholy creations. 311 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,551 - You wanna go for a walk, yeah? You want walkies? 312 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,337 You want walkies? Good girls, good girls. 313 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:12,220 Oooh! Brie cups with apple butter? 314 00:13:12,244 --> 00:13:13,927 Are these from Brooklyn? 315 00:13:28,966 --> 00:13:30,556 Ah, ah, ah! 316 00:13:39,226 --> 00:13:40,787 We're turning people into wine? 317 00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:42,168 I-I-I think we've gone too far. 318 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:44,249 Exactly. It's excessive force. 319 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:47,085 These people love wine. Look how happy they are on the labels. 320 00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:48,044 A new E-vite. 321 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:48,978 Wait! 322 00:13:49,987 --> 00:13:52,549 Oh, no, Terry and Jesse just replied as maybes on this. 323 00:13:52,573 --> 00:13:54,720 W-we can't let them get bottled. They're our crew. 324 00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:57,098 Yumyulack, I-I-I order you to call off the doodles. 325 00:13:57,122 --> 00:14:00,182 I can't call them off. Once a Napadoodle senses party prep, it's over. 326 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,006 My gray god! 327 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,854 - Thanks for coming, Halk. We really need your help. 328 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,731 These kind of things don't happen in here anymore. 329 00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:09,482 Not since... the war. 330 00:14:09,506 --> 00:14:11,306 Oh, Steve. 331 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,320 I'm not sure I can help. 332 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:16,118 I didn't know him that well. He worked on the farming level. 333 00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:17,407 We need your expertise. 334 00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:20,327 You're the only one qualified enough to help us with a murder investigation. 335 00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:23,622 - Come on, you're a war hero. You've got the stomach for this. 336 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:26,791 Plus, you were an Executive Story Editor on Bones. 337 00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:29,631 What is that, by the way? - An ESE? It's just a level of writer. 338 00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:32,923 Look, I only got hired on that show because I wrote a Law and Order spec, 339 00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:34,466 not because I'm an actual detective. 340 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,552 I-I'm sure you picked things up when you ripped stories from the headlines. 341 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,182 We have a theory. Big ol' cricket got into the Wall 342 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,794 and killed poor Steve. 343 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:43,979 You think a cricket did this? 344 00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:46,686 Those bastards make music with their legs. 345 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,317 Who knows what else they're capable of. 346 00:14:48,341 --> 00:14:50,315 If you think it's a cricket, why do you need me? 347 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:52,692 Because Tim asked for you specifically. 348 00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:53,653 You're a war hero. 349 00:14:53,677 --> 00:14:55,741 The announcement will sound better coming from you. 350 00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:57,280 I'm sorry, guys, 351 00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:58,764 but I have a life of my own. 352 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,201 Good luck finding that cricket. 353 00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:04,579 - Yello! - Terry, listen to me! 354 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:07,666 Yumyulack created huge Napadoodles that turn criminals into wine. 355 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,917 Do not go into that dinner party. 356 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,212 Oh, I would never dreeeeeam of breaking the law. 357 00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:14,510 And you can totally record this conversation. 358 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:17,050 - No, T-Terry, this is not a trick. Oh, damnit! 359 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,512 You guys! Guess what? 360 00:15:20,536 --> 00:15:22,979 I sci-fi disguised this house to look like a Radio Shack 361 00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:24,724 so no one will ever go in it. 362 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:31,881 Ohh! 363 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,194 Ahh! 364 00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:36,838 Run! 365 00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:48,623 I left NPR on in the truck. Th-th-they must have been drawn to it. 366 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,041 And I have baby carrots in my pocket. 367 00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:51,552 - What the shit are you doing? Get rid of them. 368 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:55,440 That's not gonna hold them long. Quick, grab the scooter made from birds. 369 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,472 Ugh, human battery power is so weak. 370 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,733 Why haven't they discovered how to harness the power of love yet? 371 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:12,772 No. Hole Foods? 372 00:16:12,796 --> 00:16:14,357 This is like a mega dinner party. 373 00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:16,067 We're surrounded by people eating organic samples 374 00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,486 and recommending podcasts to each other. 375 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,654 Ooh, have you heard Slow Burn. 376 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,113 I gave up on it. Wait, stop it! 377 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:29,060 We have to mask the dinner party scent. 378 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,500 Come on! 379 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,571 The smell of cake will confuse the doodles into thinking 380 00:16:55,595 --> 00:16:58,235 that I'm at a birthday gathering, which is technically not a dinner party. 381 00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:01,029 And-and I'm disguising my scent with lonely single person food. 382 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,700 Speaking of lonely single people, I-I lied earlier. 383 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:07,118 Aah! You think Speed 2: Cruise Control is better than Speed. 384 00:17:07,142 --> 00:17:09,204 Only reason I outlawed dinner parties is because 385 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,872 you were leaving me alone all the time. 386 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,832 - What about Yumyulack? He could have kept you company. 387 00:17:12,856 --> 00:17:15,173 - He's a narc, and he chews too loud. - Oh, yeah, no, he sucks. 388 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:18,797 The truth is, 389 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,008 I don't hate dinner parties. 390 00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:22,259 I hate not having dinner with you, dummy. 391 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,179 We used to socialize, we used to have a life. 392 00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:26,429 What happened to us? - Streamium TV happened, man. 393 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:28,431 We stopped going out because the movie stars came to us. 394 00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:30,770 You're right. The siren call of Josh Hartnett 395 00:17:30,794 --> 00:17:32,978 on our 50-inch flatty is impossible to resist. 396 00:17:33,002 --> 00:17:34,357 I'm sorry, Korv. 397 00:17:34,381 --> 00:17:36,314 I was so busy impressing those dinner partiers 398 00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:38,567 that I barely knew I didn't make time to party with you. 399 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,695 Terry, I say we seal our apologies with a kiss. 400 00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:42,612 - Mm. - Nice. 401 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:50,521 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 402 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,883 Have you ever played Apples to Apples? 403 00:17:59,572 --> 00:18:01,590 Jesse, Pupes, I thought you weren't speaking. 404 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,471 Listen, when people start getting smushed into wine 405 00:18:03,495 --> 00:18:05,552 you forget your artistic differences real quick. 406 00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:06,313 Woo-woo-woo! 407 00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:08,972 Plus his new slut partner was devoured by a Napadoodle. 408 00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:11,546 Let's hover this board to DC and overturn that law. 409 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,769 I'm coming, too, right behind you. 410 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,423 Aw, goddammit! 411 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,199 Don't let go. 412 00:18:24,223 --> 00:18:25,550 Don't let go. Come on! 413 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:37,542 Baby. Baby, wake up. You're having that dream again, okay. 414 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,002 Honey, look at me. Look at me. 415 00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:40,795 You saved so many. 416 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,088 But not everyone. 417 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:43,298 You did as much as you could. 418 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,258 Am I doing as much as I can now? 419 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:47,219 I know those Walldermen want you to get involved, 420 00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:48,970 but that's not your life anymore. 421 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,265 Now is your time to be at home... with me. 422 00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:56,146 What kind of home is this if you aren't safe enough to walk in the mushroom park. 423 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,188 I gotta help them with this investigation. 424 00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,777 - But the nightmares. Are you sure it's a good idea? 425 00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,798 I'll be safe. And I'll make sure everyone here is safe. 426 00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,645 And, hey, it's probably just a cricket. 427 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,845 Okay, okay! Blue skin, always rambling about how her replicants walked 428 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,346 after only seven minutes of being planted. 429 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,056 Oh, you're talking about Zamulon. 430 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,267 She thinks her replicants are all that, even though they ain't. 431 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,101 And time. 432 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,811 All right! I love this game. 433 00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:39,813 Okay. Think I got everyone in the neighborhood. 434 00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:41,064 What are you doing with that people wine? 435 00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:42,148 What do you think I'm doing with it? 436 00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:43,529 - Freezing it to make wine cubes? - What? 437 00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:45,694 I'm returning them back into their human forms. 438 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,570 Why the change of heart. 439 00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:47,990 No law, no criminals. 440 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:50,699 I only like capturing bad people because I'm a bounty hunter. 441 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,950 Bounty hunters gotta bounty, you know. 442 00:19:51,974 --> 00:19:54,870 I had no idea that this people-wine situation could be reversed. 443 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,669 Had I known, we would have done this a lot sooner. 444 00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:57,937 - Oh, yeah. - So much sooner. 445 00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:11,469 You know, we should do this more often. 446 00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:12,703 Oh, this was fun. 447 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,795 Send me the link to that thing. 448 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:17,689 Knock, knock! 449 00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:19,811 Hello, flare pants. 450 00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:23,148 Ha ha ha! I will make some just for you, Mia. 451 00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,774 Um, yes, please. 452 00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:27,694 I'm actually poking my little beak in to check on Declan, 453 00:20:27,718 --> 00:20:29,529 see how he's liking the new gig. 454 00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:31,740 - Who? - Declan! The new guy. 455 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,911 There is no Declan. 456 00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:35,243 No one new has reported here. 457 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,579 Oops. He must have gotten lost.